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If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

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ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize thank god

article here

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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

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Why are y'all still using the word 'Middle East'. We've had this conversation already.

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My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

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im at your girls house changing their pronouns

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actually funny reddit reaction content

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STAR TREK // S1E19 Tomorrow is Yesterday I do not specifically refer to Captain Christopher, but suppose an unscrupulous man would gain certain knowledge of man's future. Such a man could manipulate key industries, stocks, and even nations, and in so doing, change what must be. And if it is changed, Captain, you and I, and all that we know might not even exist.

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The autism kicked in and I drew take me out to the holosuite Julian Bashir

Me to Julian:

(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡(⸝⸝⸝• ω •⸝⸝⸝) ♡

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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just a routine of two bros