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I don't think anything will ever validate me more then watching a group of literal brain and heart surgeons confidently walk into the conference room, only to have their leader sadly shuffle out to my office 15 minutes later and ask me to come help them with the projector.

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why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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Really wish all the other species of human hadn’t died out

I know we would’ve fucked it all up somehow but imagine the memes

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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

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*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

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Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

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I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive (season 2)

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someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

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I just watched few clips you guys uploaded and this is what I gathered so far.

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Women in Motorsport top 32

24. Natalie Decker (2 votes)

Highest female finisher ever in the Nascar Truck Series