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fifa world cup 2018 official mood:

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Following your heart and working really, really hard is the best thing you can do, and just try not to be too hard on yourself. (x)

#alexandra daddario

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Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

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Time always exposes what you mean to someone

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me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

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There are two ways to watch a soccer game:

1. With amused appreciation for well timed passes and tenacious defense.

2. WHERE YOU LIVE OR DIE BY EVERY PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED BEYOND ANY RATIONAL REASON AND YOUR HEART STOPS EVERY TIME THE OPPONENT TOUCHES THE BALL

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ok but do you understand how exhausting it is for me to never get a break from me

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why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

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next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

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drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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Beds are just wireless chargers for humans

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Destroy the idea that you have to be worth something

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A: “How’s life?” B: “I exist.” A: “That’s good! Better than not existing!” B: “…Potentially.”

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mamma mia: chiquitita tell me what’s wrong

me: where is donna? why wasn’t sam in the isle? did he run because of the pain? did bill marry rosie? What happened to harry and petros? why does sophie feel like she’s gonna do motherhood alone? How much time has passed since the first movie? Since Donna? Is sophie a new dynamo? Is the name of the game part of the soundtrack? Is waterloo? Just why, why would you do this to me before Jesus’ birthday?

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