seadaemon

[seadaemon]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too

#frankenstein

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"Enjoy the sodium desgraciadas"

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dancing queen coming through he’s dead

listening to pump up music to kill the spider on my ceiling

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listening to pump up music to kill the spider on my ceiling

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...

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when the feral cat disguised as your gang leader cock blocks you first thing in the morning

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If Beardsley had drawn a Baron card we would've gotten the most unhinged "helloooooo girlieeeeee" of all time

[seadaemon]

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭