There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.
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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so
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before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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Ough I just love the episode 1 dialogue for Jack like, the guy doesn't know he's not seen and dead and just he BAD MOUTHS EVERYONE 😭😭😭😭 I live for maniac evil men
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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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this is literally a minor plot point of far cry 3
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Calling all fans of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
You may be interested in joining The Heart of Gold, the largest H2G2 (and general Douglas Adams) fan server on Discord!
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An active, welcoming community
Discussion spaces for all things H2G2 and beyond, including designated Dirk Gently and Doctor Who channels
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Minecraft server and custom Cards Against Humanity deck
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And so on!
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I've heard it's @hyperion-birb 's bday! Happy birthday, have a lil easter egg birb for you! 🐣📖
I wanted to remake the infodumping meme ("Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in life was dying") with Rhack but I prob won't try animation for now 👀
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