self-proclaimed-brick-expert

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

What do you mean you’re AT bricks. Why are you buying clothes at the bricks store

Okay, but what if I just knew a shit ton about bricks. That would be pretty funny, I think. My username has nothing to do with an interest in bricks, but sometimes I look at a brick wall and I just want to understand it.

#brick #bricks #brickposting #brick approved

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I know a shit ton about bricks. The most, I’d argue.

Okay, but what if I just knew a shit ton about bricks. That would be pretty funny, I think. My username has nothing to do with an interest in bricks, but sometimes I look at a brick wall and I just want to understand it.

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Aww only one week left on my identity theft

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

FIGHT ME JACKASS YOU’LL NEVER REMOVE MY BRICKS

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS SO IM GOING TO REMOVE THEIR GIMMICKS BY "FIXING" THEIR POSTS

What i will "fix" (examples):

@ vowelremover (adding back vowels text)

@ achivement-unlocked (relock the achievements)

@ i-say-ok and many more (change the ok to something else)

What i wont currently "fix"

Any corpo blogs

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I’m called Brick because I refuse to give any other name

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Human WHAT!? No please this can’t be happening

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

All bricks are strange, dummy

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Nice try but you can’t hide a Brick from me

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Fuck yeah

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I’m not changing it back until may

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Bricks

Bricks

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I haven’t watched this video yet but anything he says in it is true and meant in complete sincerity

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Exactly as planned

Hmm, I need more people aware of the general concept of bricks.

ooh, I know!

@gomezaddamsofficial

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Hell yeah you go man! You are technically Bricks, and my PFP is one so what kind of a hypocrite would I be if I didn’t approve?

Today's post is about Brick Block. Ordinary Brick Block.

OR SHOULD I SAY TRICK BLOCK!

Name: Partrick

Debut: Super Mario Maker 2

This post is actually about Partrick! This is no ordinary Brick Block, this one is a guy, with his very own funny name! This is a dream come true for anyone who's ever wanted any part in befriending a Brick Block!

Partrick gets his name because he is the icon representing Course Parts in the Course Maker. It is so fun to have a little guy as an icon, rather than just an inanimate object! It feels like a friend is there to help you! And Partrick is there for you. In real life!

Hello, Partrick! You are partoned, because you are so polite! Partrick is Part of the strange ensemble of Super Mario Maker 2 Story Mode-exclusive characters, all representing aspects of the Course Maker. I guess this is why he and some others are flattish rather than more conventional 3D models? This game very much contains 3D Brick Blocks! These characters end up looking like erasers, but I don't think that was the intention, since Mr. Eraser is one and only one of them. I don't know! I just know Partrick is Part of the gang, and he has something to ask! Let's lend him our full attention- not just Part!

Partrick is offering some jobs! Not full careers, of course, but Part-time opportunities. He wouldn't have it any other way!

Partrick is looking for a new house, and he needs help! He uses "we" a few times in these requests, because clearly he is Part of a group! I really love this framing, it is so cute. You get to survey the area where Partrick is considering living! Get to know the kind of place a Brick Block would live! (Hint: it's a Level) I hope Mario will be attending Partrick's housewarming Part-y!

I adore how Partrick talks. "Parton me". "Particularly good". It's a big Part of his charm! I love being delighted by a square that says "part" a lot. Maybe Partrick dreams of having hair. Not necessarily for beauty reasons, but just because he could Part it!

The final reward for taking Part in Partrick's real-estate journey is this (p)article of clothing! The Partrick Shirt! Can you believe it? His very own merchandise! I have no idea why he would have this shirt made, but it is a nice shirt, because I like Partrick, even if he looks kind of constipated on it. Parton him, indeed! He needs his privacy!

#brick block #bricks #brick #brickposting #brick approved

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I'm a goddamn brick expert, you don't think I know that? trust me, i know what i'm doing, I have a plan

Hmm, I need more people aware of the general concept of bricks.

ooh, I know!

@gomezaddamsofficial

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Hmm, I need more people aware of the general concept of bricks.

ooh, I know!

@gomezaddamsofficial

#bricks #brick #brick approved #brickposting

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Bricks mentioned, the apocalypse is nigh

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

#brick #bricks #brick approved #brickposting