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S/I: you are so babygirl, so scrungly, my little meow meow-

F/O: I love you very much, but I genuinely have no clue what any of that means.

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If my f/o stretches and shows a bit of tummy you can BET I’m sprinting across the room to kiss it

Tummy smooches supremacy 😘😘😘

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thinking so much about holding and comforting a struggling F/O while they cling to you in a moment of vulnerability

part of them can't even fathom why you're still here, holding them so sincerely, despite how monstrous or unworthy they see themselves

yet here you are, arms wrapped around their weary body. you're not going anywhere. they wrap their arms tighter around you in an astounded sort of acceptance

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thinkin abt that one embarrassing little man on ur f/o list

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As a fun little exercise please look at a picture of your F/O smiling and imagine that you were the cause.

(you most likely were)

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You: *exists*

Your F/O:

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another day another meme ;)

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The only thing I drink is:

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It’s an everyday thing basically

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when your f/o smile and you just:

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Got a question for my fellow self shippers

Which of your f/os would misread 2 caps of vanilla extract as 2 cups of vanilla extract? Or who in your self ship would make the mistake? Tell me in the tags!

Pr0shippers do not interact please and thank you!

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when u think about the f/o a lil too much for a lil too long

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Guys I really love this meme template so here's a handful of copies of the same meme about me and my f/os

Most of them are about me going off about my special interests and my f/os being forced to listen to me ramble 😂😂😂

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Creating your AU’s with your F/O’s be like:

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ring clad f/os. f/os that wear rings on each finger. imagine the contrast between the warmth of their hand and the coolness of their rings when they touch you. watching them do anything with their hands instantly becomes captivating when they’re wearing rings <333

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(Okay to reblog, pr0shippers don’t even bother with this post)

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Happy to let them have my heart <3