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“I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll talk!”

“I give up, I give up, I give up!”

“NO! NO! NO! NO!!”

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if you take off Jigen’s hat he immediately gains the ability to emote

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Whenua: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Onewa: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted.

Nuju: People who sleep are weird.

Matau: I was a sock once.

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Takua: I made a marshmallow Vakama. See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at marshmallow Takua for annoying him. You like it?

Vakama, choked up: It's fine.

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Pohatu: I ate the "do not eat" packet in the pepperoni. Am I going to die?

Onua: Well, everyone's going to die eventually.

Pohatu: EVERYONE?

Pohatu: Oh Mata Nui... WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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Tahu: *flipping the light switch, but it doesn’t turn on* “What the fuck, Lewa! You forgot to pay the electricity bill??”

Pohatu: *strums a guitar* 🎶 “When the lights don’t work like they used to before~” 🎶

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The Toa Nuva + Onion articles

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Pohatu: Can I get a HELL YEAH?

Onewa: I don't know, can you?

Pohatu: [sighs] MAY I get a hell yeah?

Onewa: You should have got a hell yeah during break.

Pohatu: I didn't NEED a hell yeah during break!

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Regularly says fuck: Tahu

Has sworn off saying fuck, but said it at some point: Kopaka

Has not said fuck before, but can so if desired: Pohatu, Lewa

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Gali

Legally cannot say fuck: Onua

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Gali: Guys, please! All I want is no drama, no mischief, no explosions. Just for one day.

Onua: That's no problem, right Pohatu?

Pohatu: I swear on my life and everything I hold sacred that I will start no drama!

Gali:

Pohatu: Starting right now because that was very dramatic.

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i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

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the 2019-2020 birthday illustrations posted on (yamada shiro) yamashiro’s twitter~

2015-2016 | 2016-2017| 2017-2018 | 2018-2019 | 2019-2020

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we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

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The Adventures of Tintin + text posts because I feel like these were made for each other

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I have a new son. Here are a bunch of memey doodles while I slowly re-learn how to draw.