seraphbusdriver

[seraphbusdriver]

I WILL NOT BE ASSISTING. 

I WISH YOU LUCK. 

THE FUNERAL APPEARS TO BE GOING DECENTLY… 

GOOD. 

[seraphbusdriver]

YES. 

IT ENDS WHEN THE FUNERAL DOES, REMEMBER. 

THE FUNERAL APPEARS TO BE GOING DECENTLY… 

GOOD. 

[seraphbusdriver]

THE FUNERAL APPEARS TO BE GOING DECENTLY... 

GOOD. 

[seraphbusdriver]

WELL I APOLOGIZE THEN 

BE NOT AFRAID

WELL I AM

[seraphbusdriver]

they didn't seem repentant, at least not when talking to the friends of the dead :/

I DO NOT HAVE A STANCE ON THIS AT THE TIME BEING. I WILL ATTEND THE FUNERAL AND I WILL MAKE SURE NO HARM COMES TO ANYONE. THAT IS ALL.

[seraphbusdriver]

WELL AVERT YOUR EYES THEN. I DO NOT RECOMMEND LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME

BE NOT AFRAID

WELL I AM

[seraphbusdriver]

ser the person asking for protection literally murdered the person who's funeral they want to crash. threats were entirely justified, no? imagine how their presence would hurt the bereaved...

IF THEY WISH TO REPENT AND PAY RESPECTS...

[seraphbusdriver]

WELL DON’T BE

BE NOT AFRAID

WELL I AM

[seraphbusdriver]

for a better justification, people have literally threatened to kill me if i go to a funeral. i just want to be able to pay my respects in peace.

I. I CAN'T MAKE YOU IMMORTAL BUT I CAN PROVIDE DIVINE PROTECTION.

[seraphbusdriver]

hey could you make me like immortal for a day or something. itll be funny i promise

WHY.

[seraphbusdriver]

YOU WILL NOT BE FOR LONG

ah, the three big groups of tumblr. the weird,,,,, shower people, the people that roleplay bus drivers, and osha

I wouldn't call any of them big. There's only 5 or so OSHA accounts!

[seraphbusdriver]

I FEEL AS THOUGH THERE ARE BETTER SYSTEMS THAN MONETARY ONES

[seraphbusdriver]

APOLOGIES FOR MY DISAPPEARANCE. I WAS BUSY

[seraphbusdriver]

Halfling?

THE AASIMAR. A HOLY FATHER AND A MORTAL MOTHER.

#sorry school hit me like a sack of bricks

[seraphbusdriver]

I DO NOT LIKE THE HALFLING. 

[seraphbusdriver]

I WILL, HUMAN OR WHAT I PRESUME TO BE A HUMAN

hey Ser i realised i never asked you why you are on earth? So like what are you doing driving around here?

I AM NOT SURE MYSELF. 

[seraphbusdriver]

I PRESUME I WILL BE. 

hey Ser i realised i never asked you why you are on earth? So like what are you doing driving around here?

I AM NOT SURE MYSELF.