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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made
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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
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his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂
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I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger
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“randomly assigned freshmen year college roommates” is an underrated relationship origin imo. I had never met you before in my life and then we lived together in the same small room for nine months and also we were both 18 and didn’t know who we were yet while that was happening. Tbh I don’t even mean in a shippy way I just think it’s fun to assign characters this origin story especially if they are wildly different people and have been out of college for 20 years and they are still in each other’s lives
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made a lil thing
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That post I made over new years had people at my THROAT for saying I only buy real leather. Sorry I really do think that wearing textured plastic that will fall apart in under 5 years and go on to irreparably poison the environment is the worse option here.
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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