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Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"
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joji was forced to be the worlds gayest rapper for years as punishment for making filthy frank and now that he's freed he's been reformed into the worlds greatest poster where all he does is buy cartons of newports and throw it at an old white guy in gucci flip flops and mw2 preorder nightvision goggles thats moaning on camera
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
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WOKE PHARRELL: it might seem neurodivergent what im about to say
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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little city watchman
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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