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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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table for one

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should i get into bird watching?

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Gold swivel ring with carnelian intaglio, Greece, 5th century BC

from Christies

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Frog advice: bite the hand that feeds

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Rats rats rats!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀💛

Inspired by the designs of Juliette (@/cy-lindric)

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That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

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AU where Cecil decides that Debbie isn't going to take an Actual Nanny from him so he decides to send her Rex while he heals.

Debbie: did Cecil seriously send you? Like this?

Rex, missing a hand and still very much healing from a gunshot wound: hey it's not my fault Cecil's a fucking idiot

Debbie: ....what did you say about Cecil?

Rex: he's a fucking idiot?

Debbie:....Come on in.

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BUTTERY GARLIC + HERB PULL-APART BUBBLE BREAD

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

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occasional posts from users

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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The Grain that Built a Hemisphere (1943)

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Finally got a pose for this that I'm feelin!! Current piece for the discord exchange I'm in. Lengai belongs to @syvaender.

(Tobiko helped a lot too!! He loves being a little model.)

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Redrew the Lilith reveal with Adam in her place and genderbent Lute because I can. It has to do with some previous post of mine for an adamapples au where Adam is the first sinner instead of Lilith.