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Hiya! I’m a new indie Berkut blog for fe15! Could you maybe like/reblog this if you’re interested in RPing? Thank you!

#➳ Self Promotion! ➳ #gestures towards

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“AND EVERYBODY SAYS,                               

                                 ‘WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?’                           

                          I JUST TOLD YOU,

                                                              A GOD.” -KANYE WEST

#➳ Self Promotion! ➳ #s O I MADE A BERKUT BLOG #berkut has cooties 2k17

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i changed my mind im making TWO blogs so hit that link and vote!!

yoo i wanna make another blog but who should i rp lmao

#➳ Aw shit it's the mun! OOC ➳

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yoo i wanna make another blog but who should i rp lmao

#➳ Aw shit it's the mun! OOC ➳

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these spread faster SO leave a like and/or reblog if you’re interested in rping with an indie python blog with loads of verses! (hmu awakening and fates rpers lol)

#➳ Self Promotion! ➳ #Give Me Attention

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Sheep Child

 “O-Oh, I, um-”

“My mother…?” She froze, that was… a touchy spot for her. Avoiding eye-contact, Genny attempted to walk away.  “I-I’m sorry, I’ll le-leave now…”

Aw damn, now he felt bad. “Listen kid, I’m not good with dealing with children. I dunno if I hit a rough spot or anything, sorry. If it makes you feel better, I don’t have a mom!... I think?”

#youngestxvalentia #➳ Thread! ➳ #➳ Arrows Deliverance ➳ #t HIS IS LATE IM SORRY LMAO #I'VE BEEN PLAYING AN OTOME AND I'VE BEEN TOO SHOOK TO DO ANYTHING

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these spread faster SO leave a like and/or reblog if you’re interested in rping with an indie python blog with loads of verses! (hmu awakening and fates rpers lol)

#➳ Self Promotion! ➳ #➳ Queue ➳

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Critical Role Sentence Starters

“Your soul is forfeit!”

“Do you have a female setting?”

“It’s cow-moflage!”

“I encourage violence!”

“For the love of god, find me a beret.”

“I once saw him kill a man with his taint.”

“It’s a simple binary choice: you can die right now, or you can turn over our friend and we will probably, PROBABLY leave you in peace. I would promise, but I don’t make promises to dogs.”

“Some people have no sense of fucking honour.”

“The buttflap of my soul is down.”

“I broke the world for us.”

“I’ve never killed anything before!”

“Me and doors don’t get along too well.”

“Hey __, do you need some dick? Because I gave some to your mom last night!“

#SO THIS IS A MEME THING I MADE A RLY LONG TIME AGO ON MY OLD AZAMA BLOG B/C I LOVE CRITICAL ROLE #n im reblogging it b/c i still love critical role #➳ Memes! ➳

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➳ @ardent-lux​ liked for a starter!

Thunk. Miss.

Thunk. Miss.

Thunk. Miss.

Python was aware of his hit rate. Very aware in fact. So aware that when a poorly aimed arrow lodged itself in Mycen’s tooshie, he knew it was time to change. That, and the fact that Mycen threatened to shave off Python’s wonderful hair. “Screw that old bastard...” Python murmured and knocked back another arrow. “Aiiiim... Fire!” He muttered lackluster. The arrow soar through the air, the suns rays glimmering off the arrows point...

And then it went straight into the bushes, provoking a scream from the area.

“Uh...” Well that was unexpected. “You uh, okay there?” He called out.

#➳ Thread! ➳ #➳ Arrows Deliverance ➳ #Ardent-lux #this is kinda late oopsie doodles

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➳ @falchionbourne liked for a starter!

Someday, Python was gonna shove his dirty, smelly, disgusting socks into Forsyth’s mouth. Maybe that’ll shut him up. Or at least kill his taste buds. But before it comes to that, might as well just lodge a complaint.

“Hey, Alm was it? I have a complaint, and since you’re our new leader, figured I might as well come to you.”

#➳ Arrows Deliverance ➳ #➳ Thread! ➳ #falchionbourne #this is kinda late WHOOPSIES

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these spread faster SO leave a like and/or reblog if you’re interested in rping with an indie python blog with loads of verses! (hmu awakening and fates rpers lol)

#➳ Self Promotion! ➳ #➳ Queue ➳

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AYYY im gonna be a lil late rn when it comes to starters and replies as im drafting out my olivia cosplay!!! they’ll come soon tho dw

#➳ Aw shit it's the mun! OOC ➳

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➳ @zappybubblegum​ liked for a starter!

This... was not how Python planned his vacation. He wanted to spend his vacation in isolation, away from Forsyth and his constant nagging. “Go to the island of Novis!” Lukas had said. “It’s a beautiful place!” Well damn that ginger stud to hell. The island was small and reeked of seagull shit, and it’s only striking attraction was the priory. Yeah, maybe it was time to go home and kick Lukas in the face.

Irritated, Python walked up the old, crumbling steps of the priory and knocked on the door. “Yoohoo, anyone home?” He called out. It was late, might as well find someplace to sleep for free, right?

#➳ Arrows Pre-War Days ➳ #➳ Thread! ➳ #zappybubblegum #ayy I hope this is okay ouo

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➳ Like this post if you would like a small starter with Python!

#➳ Starter Call! ➳

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Strange Girl

  “Th-That’s not very nice…”

“And who are you to tell an adult what’s naughty or nice? Why don’t you run off to your Mommy and leave the adult to his... ‘work’.”

#➳ Arrows Deliverance ➳ #➳ Thread! ➳ #ayy i don't mind B) #tfw python is an a s s

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writes forsyth is a loser on the wall 

#➳ Open Starter! ➳ #IM NOT RLYS URE IF THIS COUNTS AS AN OPEN STARTER BUT??? idk man #idk how to start off the snake man except trash talking forsyth

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these spread faster SO leave a like and/or reblog if you’re interested in rping with an indie python blog with loads of verses! (hmu awakening and fates rpers lol)

#➳ Self Promotion! ➳