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Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity
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theyre going to put a fucking band on me
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i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself
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the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay
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Shoutout to my therapist she tries so hard to keep up with me. I explained the concept of spell slots vs cantrips as a disability metaphor to her and she took notes. On a pad of paper. About the spellcasting mechanics of dungeons and dragons.
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brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!
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Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
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how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”
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add another clove of garlic im not driving
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