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When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥

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ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

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@classicdadmoves

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in the picture of dorian gray, basil speaks of dorian with language such as “i have always been my own master; had at least always been so, till I met dorian gray” and “as long as I live, the personality of dorian gray will dominate me”. this is clear indication that basil is a bottom. combined with the widely-held belief that basil is a self-insert for wilde, we can therefore conclude that oscar wilde was also a bottom. in this essay i will

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Me at tumblr’s funeral

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I cant believe tumblr removed all the porn after No Nut November ended.

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Best time to post on Instagram?

Does anyone know any good apps/websites that tells you when the best time to post is? I’ve read articles but I want the best time for my account. 

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Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

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Omg i have only seen this Post in screenshots and I did not read hither!!!!! I read hitler. Like OMfuckingG!!!

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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Been a hot sec so let me bust out some random hoe tips- but u guys like to get your panties in a twist so this is self care, safe sex, and just life tips.

-Meditteranean diet is my favourite thing in the world because it’s not really a diet to lose weight or anything its just healthier and better for you, so basically less red meat, more fruits, more veggies, more nuts and nut, more fish and basically less processed, but look into it before trying. 

- Intermittent diet/fasting is by far (personally) the best way to lose weight. it basically tricks your metabolism into working harder or some shit idk it just works.

-Never wash your coochie with anything but water, soap and other shit will just throw off that baby girls ph

-I’m a strong believer in how you look will reflect how you feel. When you think you look good, you’re happier and more confident, so give just a tiny bit of thought in what you wear in the morning

-face mask once a week

- Silk/satin pillow cases for the win 

-Masturbate when you need and want, so tired of girls having to hide this totally normal practice and honestly just buy a good vibrator or dildo and learn more about your sexual habits

-when you kiss someone make sure you grab their face or play with their hair, make sure that kiss is all about you guys

-keep your hands and toes up, just makes you feel cuter

- at least one day a week without makeup

- recycle everything bitch, we care about the environment- stop using straws

-MONEY MANAGEMENT put that shit into a savings account, Spend your tens and save your hundreds. if you get paid weekly, let’s say you make $588, try and make the $88 last for the whole ass week to make sure you can keep up with rent and bills bc that = better credit score

-watch queer eye it’s my fav feel good show.

- hair masks baby - yall have sex on the drying machine I’ve never regretted it.

-lube makes it easier to orgasm

-girly if u get into the habit of making sure you come first you gonna be a happy camper

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“People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.”

— Johnny Depp

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Japanese listening practice for beginners - Youtube videos

“キッズボンボン for Children” channel

All of the videos on this list have Japanese subtitles. It is mostly in ひらがな and the words are separated. This and the fact that these videos are aimed for children, makes them great for beginners.

PEACH BOY - MOMOTARO (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

KINTARO (Japanese) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

USHIWAKAMARU (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

SHINING PRINCESS (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE TONGUELESS SPARROW (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE DANCING KETTLE (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE STORY OF THE MONKEY AND THE CRAB (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

CLACK CLACK MOUNTAIN (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

OLD MAN WITH THE LUMP (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

OLD MAN FLOWER (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE YOUNG MONK IKKYU (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE GRATEFUL CRANE (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

URASHIMA TARO (JAPANESE) / うらしまたろう - 浦島太郎（日本語版）Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE SNOW WOMAN (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE ROLLING RICE BALL (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy

INCH BOY (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE CHILD GODS (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

THE STORY OF THE ZODIAC (JAPANESE) Japanese classical stories | fairy tale

All of these videos have an English version on this channel. Search for them or click on this playlist. You can use both versions to study what’s being said.

SNOW WHITE (JAPANESE) fairytale | Folktales | bedtime stories

THUMBLINA (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

JACK AND THE BEANSTALK (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

PETER PAN (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

A DOG OF FLANDERS (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

PINOCCHIO (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

PUSS IN BOOTS (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

ALADDIN AND THE MAGIC LAMP (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

THE WOLF AND THE SEVEN LITTLE GOATS (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

CINDERELLA (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

THE LITTLE MATCH SELLER | Folktales | bedtime stories

HE MERMAID PRINCESS | Folktales | bedtime stories

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD | Folktales | bedtime stories

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

THE ADVENTURE OF TOM SAWYER (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime

THE WIZARD OF OZ (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

THE UGLY DUCKLING (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (JAPANESE) | Folktales | bedtime stories

All of these videos have an English version on this channel. Search for them or click on this playlist. You can use both versions to study what’s being said.

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