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I love this overdramatic grump.

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My itty bitty heart.

“I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.” (insp.)

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Bad Insults Pt.1

Insults central boooiii

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1.

Prompto: Tries to wake up Noctis Noctis: Prompto you’re my sun, my sunshine boy, the light of my life. Prompto: Awe tha- Noctis: So please, be like the sun and stay 149.6 million km away from me.

2.

Gladio: Trains with Noctis Noctis: Lands a blow Where are you’re hyenas to help you out now Scar.

3.

Ignis: Tries to feed Noctis vegetables Noctis: I’m not helping you get your girl scout badge for community service.

4.

You’re such a Tator Tot!

5.

Promto: You’re such a sissy Noctis: You’re a vegetable.

Prompto: Smirks A vegetable, is that the best you got? Noctis: I hate vegetables. Prompto: …ouch.

6.

You’re not a good cup of joe…

7.

Person: Walks in Me: Makes a buzz sound It’s a No from me.

8.

Noctis: Hits Prom with a pillow You’re such a tit

Prompto: Yeah well…You’re a Noctit

Noctis: …

9.

Noctis: Running a way from responsibilities Making my way down town, walking fast Ignis: Hey Noct! Noctis: Walking faster

10.

Prompto: Annoying Noctis you need a makeover

Noctis: Shuddup Prom

Prompto: Seriously man, I mean- you’re just looking really ugl- Nocits: If I play connect the dots with your freckles it would spell out the word ‘Hideous’

Prom: …-_-‘

Noct: I’m sorry, I love you.

11.

Gladio: I’m amazing.

Ignis: What you are, is a great big paradox.

Gladio: What?

Ignis: You’re a massive dick with a tiny penis.

Gladio: T^T

12.

You’re a massive turd-bubble

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