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So I just need to talk about something I just realized rewatching Pirates of the Caribbean

So you know the beginning of the series when we first meet the Swann household and Will Turner as Will delivers the sword Governor Swann had comissioned for Norrington?

Well as we are clearly told, Will made that sword and not his master. Norrington’s sword was made by William Turner. Then in the second film, we meet Cutler Beckett and as he is arresting Elizabeth and Will on their wedding day, he mentions Norrington is no longer around and reveals that he himself is the new owner of Norrington’s sword. Okay, yeah, still not THAT hard to miss, right?

So the films go on and we eventually get to the third film, when Norrington has now returned to the East India Trading Company and is Admiral on the Dutchman. He then sets Elizabeth and her crew free, where he is promptly caught by Bootstrap and murdered by Davy Jones. Davy Jones then picks up Norrington’s sword and mutters “nice sword!” before taking it and leaving Norrington’s body behind. 

So now the sword Will Turner made passed from Norrington > Cutler Beckett > Norrington > Davy Jones

Well…

Davy Jones then murders Will Turner by stabbing him through the heart with his sword. A sword Will Turner knows very well.

Because Will Turner made it. 

Will Turner made the sword that would kill him and eventually bind him to The Flying Dutchman.

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oof

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my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

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“Cinderblock’s first time on the treadmill trying to lose weight”

(Source)

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anyway happy 13th birthday to the only album

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weird hallucinations

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Pomegranate soda

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what were we doing

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Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

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DAAaHRLINg,

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Sauce was 0 invested in his own family during Gaiden.

Now, as soon Boruto disrespected his own dad and didn’t hear out his mother, Sasuke tried his best for the Uzumakis, like his life was on the line or something.

Fucking. Hilarious.

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Lionheart, I don’t know how you thought framing adoption as a ‘small favour’ was a good plan.

Change 7, Naturally as Cedarkit comes to the clan much younger the queens raise Cedarkit until apprenticeship. 

The queens warm up to Cedarkit pretty much immediately; Despite Lionheart’s fast decision to put Him with them. He doesn’t need milk and because he ‘doesn’t speak’ hes not as whiny as another ‘lost kit’ may be.

Goldenflower, Willowpelt, and Frostfur in particular joint-raised him. Golden because Lionheart is her brother and she cares about what he wants. Frostfur because shes Lionheart’s wife and she also cares about what he wants. And Willowpelt because Greykit wants to be immediate friends with Cedarkit. 

Cedarkit Loves all of the queens. Willowpelt is goofy like Greykit. Frostfur is funny and Lionheart loves her. Brindleface is super kind and lets him sneak more food. Speckletail reminds him of his mom alot. And Goldenflower especially because she looks so much like Lionheart.