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FUCK

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4

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Gonna scream oh my Gd

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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They better serve coffee here.

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

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