shadowgirl-noa

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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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Sport is life

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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#0 i either post it or i dont

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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#CAT

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#if its bad tailgaiting i'll break check #and if they dont back off or get worse #i drop a minimum of half my speed :) #im petty and unafraid to die <3

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🚨 NEW MAJOR ORDER 🎖️

Helldivers, it's time to choose between liberating Choohe or Penta. Depending on your choice, you will receive either the MD-17 Anti-Tank Mines or the RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher.

(And you'll save the citizens. Don't forget the citizens.)

#YOU BET IM GOIN FOR TEH ROCKET LAUNCHER #FUCK THE MINES BROTHER

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goals

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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occasional posts from users

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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the 50$ sword i got from a shady flea market was diagnosed to be a wall-hanger rather than a prop so i spent today making it the prettiest wall-hanger in the land