I feel fucking gross. I hate being trans. I hate that I feel like this.
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We can change our partners
This is a progressive dance but
Remember it was me who dragged you up to the sweaty floor
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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This is even funnier than gal pal
We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
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Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window
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Is this what the kids call relatable?
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