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FEARLESS YEAR🔥🦔

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the worst part of slow burn RP's:

they have to end at some point.

#roleplay #character ai

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unrestrained summer fun

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Shadow the Hedgehog you will always be famous

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A keeps sleeping through their alarm and asks roommate B to help wake them up in the mornings when they do, and B takes the opportunity to come up with ridiculously annoying ways to wake A up in the morning.

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Person A is a tragically bad cook and recently gained a chef roommate, Person B, who walks in on Person A filming their cooking experiments since, while nothing good comes from their cooking, videos of them making it and trying it and being repulsed is something a surprising amount of people enjoy watching. Person B, unaware Person A is filming, intervenes and manages to save the dish Person A was attempting to make by altering it in a way to make it not only edible but actually delicious, while also reacting with genuine horror and repulsion to Person A’s attempt. Person A decides to post it just to show their fans the funny experience and reactions, but when the video garners far more attention, Person A brings up the idea with Person B of making a series where Person A attempts to cook something and then the second half is Person B challenging themself to salvage the disaster. Person B agrees, and grow a surprisingly decent fanbase - who immediately begin shipping them.

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Cleaning/Tidying Up Prompts

1. A is freaking out. There’s still so much to clean/tidy up before the guests arrive. That little dust bunny living underneath the bed, the slightly unorganized cutlery tray,… And did B just wash their hands?! Please don’t let there be a water spot where they touched the faucet. Please.

2. A is allergic to cleaning supplies. Really. Honestly. They are. …Okay, they are not. But B doesn’t have to find out, do they?

3. A tries to be as quiet as possible when putting away the dishes because B is sleeping nearby.

4. A is cleaning, working hard on making the place they share with B a home. Meanwhile, the latter is sprawled out on the couch, not moving a single finger to help them.

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Dialogue: #041

"Bro!"

"What?"

"Brother of my soul, comrade in arms, my dearest friend!"

"I'm listening. What?"

"Why does our fridge look like we are preparing to open an ice cream shop?"

"It's because.... I mean... It's just that..... IT WAS ON SALE, OKAY?!"

"I hear you, but where am I supposed to put the groceries?!"

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Turn the record over [roommates to lovers drabble]

[hiiii! due to the love on this post, i decided to write a drabble for the characters mentioned in those prompts and i literally love them so much. enjoy <3]

“it’s so late, why aren’t they home yet?”

Character A rolled over to check their phone.

11:00PM.

it really wasn’t that late, and Character B had really only been gone for three hours.

“this is so unfair.” they complained as they opened up the messages app.

A: i miss you :(

B: miss you too, sweetheart. is everything ok? x

A sighed out loud. they hated taking their partner away from a night out with friends, but needs must.

A: everything’s fine, how much longer will you be gone for? :/

B: not sure, it’s pretty boring tbh x

A saw the opportunity.

A: it’s not boring here… pretty exciting actually

B: you little shit. on my way home, babe x

mission? accomplished.

cuddles? imminent.

twenty minutes passed before A heard B’s key in the door.

“A?” B’s voice softly rang through their shared apartment.

their footsteps creaked towards the bedroom door. the door to the room that once belonged to only B, that now belonged to both of them. they opened the door to find A swaddled in a blanket and soft music playing from the record player in the corner.

B walked to the record player and turned the record over before moving to the bed. they kicked off their shoes and removed their jacket.

“were you lonely, sweetheart?” they cooed in A’s ear, pulling them closer and climbing under the covers.

A mumbled “can’t sleep without you here,” in response.

it didn’t take long for A to be softly snoring in B’s arms. B preferred it here to that stupid party anyway.

[sorry it’s kinda short, i really hope you enjoyed it and i’m excited to write more for them :) pls follow me on tiktok and instagram @/miakate.writes <3 if you have any requests just submit them into my asks box!]

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Okay I love when either hero or villain just straight up insult each other as a stupid idiot (in a light-hearted joking way)

A, struggling to type the report of increasing villain-caused accidents around the city on computer because Google Docs isn't always so easy for them: Ughhhhhh...

B, sipping hot chocolate as they stop mid-way of their path: Whatcha doing A? Need help?

A: Yeah, can you help me, B? Surely your little villain gadget creating skills have some kind of correlation with you being a tech nerd.

B: Okay, I am not sure if that's a compliment or not but sure...

*B leans in to A's shoulder level before intertwining their fingers with A's one on the mouse. A blushed from the warmth*

A: S, so, what's first?

B, perfectly pokerface but dead laughing inside: So first, we call this a mouse...Mouse can move a thing called cursor across the monitor screen. Screen, in which case, is this square-shaped light that portrays the online world...

A:

B: Also, this is called a keyboard...

A, their blushing shyness long gone: B. I know this.

B: No, no, listen A. Basic is the building blocks of expert.

A: B I SWEAR TO GOD JUST TELL ME HOW TO MAKE AN INDENT ON GOOGLE DOCS

B: Oh, you do that with the tab button.

A, pressing tab key: Thank you so much B, now go back to your depressingly ugly room.

B: But A, don't you get it? If you knew the basics of the keyboard, you wouldn't have had to ask me. See, I proved my point. Basic is the building blocks of experts.

A: Damn you, B. Just go feed Mr. Peanut Butter. He seemed lonely last time I checked.

B, laughing hysterically: Okay, fine.

*As B leaves A's desk to go to the kitchen, A calls out to B*

A: B! Don't forget! Cats are the ones with pointy ears and long tails! Not the one with round ears on the side of the face like yours!

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New Home Prompts

1. Deep cleaning the whole place

2. Shopping for furniture

3. Shopping (again!) for groceries and home essentials, trying to remember all the little things you need but never think of

4. Having to go back for something 🫠

5. Talking out their decorating and DIY ideas

6. Eating takeout on the floor among the boxes

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Chaotic Roommate Prompts mayhaps?

List of chaotic roommate prompts

Character A hearing a knock on their window. Considering how they live on the second floor, they don’t think much of it — might be a tree branch scraping past with how windy it is tonight. Then they hear it again — the distinct thumping against their window pane. Raising a brow, they pull their curtain aside and see Character B grinning at them through the glass, dangling on a thick tree branch. “What the fuck?!” they yelp, quickly opening the window and being met with a cold draft. “What are you doing, [name]? Are you fucking insane?!” They quickly help Character B clamber through their window. “Sorry,” Character B says once they’re safe and sound on Character A’s bedroom floor. “I forgot my keys, and since you usually ignore anyone knocking at the front door, I figured this was my best bet. Which it was, so no harm done!” 

“Why are you naked.” “Because the air-conditioning’s not working.” “Okay, but you really don’t need to chill out in your birthday suit on the couch of all places. This is a shared space!” “It’s not like you haven’t seen me naked before.” “That’s not the point.”

Character B loudly sobbing over their ex for the eighth night in a row (at least that’s what Character A thinks) and so, being the nosy person they are, they decide to check up on them, only to find out they’ve been sobbing over a 100k worded fanfiction they found on AO3. “Are you fucking serious?” Character A grumbles, while Character B wipes under their eyes with their suspiciously snotty tissue. “It’s not my fault this fic is so well-written!” 

“I’m going to need you to stop coming back drunk at two in the morning, spouting the dumbest conspiracy theories known to mankind because I’m losing a lot of brain cells because of you.”

Character B, when drunk, would end up curled up on the middle of Character A’s bed. Character A has learned the lesson of trying to wake them up during those moments, so whenever this happens, they leave them be and resort to sleeping on the couch.

Character B trying to take care of Character A when they fall sick but instead, make a mess of the kitchen. “…It’s the effort that counts,” Character A says monotonously as they survey the degree of damage done to the kitchen the next day. 

Character B sitting on Character A’s lap when there’re seats and couches throughout the house for them to plop their asses on.

(If they’re close enough) Character B making moaning sounds in the background if they happen to be in the same room as Character A and Character A’s on the phone with their parents. 

“That’s not how you change a lightbulb!” “Well, I’m no lightbulb technician!” “I already told you I know how to change a fucking lightbulb yet you took it to tasking yourself with this!”

Character B sneaking a speaker into Character A’s room and blasting their music to scare the fuck out of Character A and, also, to wake them up. 

“Stop stealing my takeaway, you dipshit!” 

“Okay, you’re not going into the kitchen ever again! You’re not allowed near any sort of stove from now on!” “But—” “No buts, I don’t want this place to be burned to crisps! I want my deposit back, for God's sake!”

“Can you stop telling my parents that we’re dating?” “I’m only sparing you from them asking why you’re still so pathetically single.”

“I know you’ve been stealing my hoodies from my closet.”

“Can you lock the door the next time you take a shower?” “Maybe you should learn how to knock, how about that? Plus, no one gets to see this plump ass very often so you should count yourself lucky.”

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heyyy do you think you could do more roommates to lovers prompts?? thank you! love ur stuff 🤍🤍

Roommates to lovers prompts [part whatever]

[a/n: hi sorry this request took literally forever, i have no motivation rn but im trying lol]

the classic *had a nightmare* “can i sleep in your bed tonight”

making meals together except one of them is just sitting on the counter while the other does all the work

one coming home to the other with unexpected snacks :)

pillow fightsssss

cleaning each others room while the other is out to see their reaction when the other one comes back

their first kiss is defo by accident

borrowing each other's clothes if the laundry isn't done yet

fighting over the wifi because one of them is trying to watch a youtube video but the other has an actually important meeting to log on to but they can't because the other one is using ALL THE WIFI

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Things Your Roommate Might Do

1. Cook/Bake something and offer you some of it.

2. Knock on your door to ask you something.

3. Wordlessly move their stuff in the kitchen so that you can cook at the same time they do.

4. Hide in their own room.

5. Walk straight into you as you both round a corner.

6. Have (loud) company over late in the evening/when you have the headache of a lifetime/etc.

7. Cook something that stinks (and can be smelled in the apartment/etc. for days).

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trying to get noticed !

for when ur otp is trying to tease~

purposefully sticking their butt/chest out in front of b

“ugh I’m gonna be home alone tonight” or “yknow I just LOVE that pizza place that opened up”

^ and character b is like responding in the most deadass way

sending them pics of them in cute tank tops but holding a bag of chips and sending it to them like “oh these the chips I was talking about”

^ (nsfw) b touches themself to it

^ or b is just deadass like “oh dang those look amazing”

^ and a thinks they’re referring to them and is like “maybe you should come over and see them 😉”

^ and b is like “no it’s alright i can get a family size bag when I go out”

b is over at a’s house and b cooks for them to impress them, but a knows the recipe a lot better than them and criticizes them

b is at the movies with a and a tries to put their arm around b but b thinks their trying to grab the soda or drink b has to the left of them and like slaps their arm

^ a thinks they dont think of them that way and gets sad

^ or instead of slapping their hand away b just goes with them to buy more drinks

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Wholesome not wholesome hero x villain

Hero, who has a strict rule of weird stuff and villain who, though, doesn't understand, just follows along anyway.

A, casually picks up the mug B just set down on the counter and takes a sip: Mm. Wait, is this hot chocolate?

B, pointing at A with a proud face: HA! I KNEW YOU WOULD STEAL MY DRINK, YOU EVIL HERO!

A: ... You made hot chocolate instead of coffee because I never drink coffee after 8?

B:

B: Well, you could word it like that. That doesn't mean I care, though.

A: That reminded me of when you helped me wear my socks. You know how you started it from my left foot because I always wear socks on my left foot first? Damn, B, you should really stop denying your feelings.

B: I don't speak English.

A: You love me.

B: I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

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“and they were roommates” friends to lovers prompts (roommates edition)

[a/n : if you use any of my prompts, please make sure you tag me in the post. i love reading you guy’s writing. if you have any prompt list requests or you want me to write something for one of my prompts, don’t hesitate to pop into my asks box and i will get on it asap!]

song for the vibes ^^^

so they came to be roommates through the inherent need for cheap housing. neither of them having good enough jobs to pay for a nice apartment posed a problem that they found was actually very easily solved (and also gave them a chance to spend even more time with their best friend/crush).

there is constant arguments about who’s mattress is comfier. Character A believes that Character B’s mattress is comfier. B assures A that they are the exact same mattress but doesn’t complain when A asks to stay in their bed for the night.

while living together is great and they both love each other dearly, sharing a space with someone can be an eye-opening experience. A is a very messy person, B is a very tidy person. you can see how this could be a small dilemma.

B thinks that A looks adorable in the mornings, and they voice it confidently. after a while, A realises that B doesn’t just mean it in a friendly way, this is when the flirting begins.

the two decide they are going to go out for dinner, they joke about it being a date (both secretly wishing that it was). they shamelessly compliment each other’s s outfits, makeup, hair, etc - A blushes more than they would have liked, B thinks it’s cute anyway.

they don’t really remember how they ended up in a relationship. a few too many drinks ended in drunk confessions and A in B’s bed by the morning.

at some point they end up adopting a kitten, i don’t make the rules. also the kitten’s name is miso, i don’t make the rules.

[a/n 2 : OK WAIT I LOVE THESE PROMPTS SM. I COULD SO MAKE CHARACTERS AND DRABBLES OUT OF THIS!!! would anyone want to see that??? i’ll put a poll on another post???]