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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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god gives his coziest naps to his eepiest warriors

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Early Simpsons episodes said FUCK blue lives

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I feel like Godzilla Minus One is the clearest example I can give that any monster, no matter how well-known and "unthreatening" they've become in pop culture, can be an effective source of horror if you make them menace characters we actually give a shit about. Like, for all the directors and writers who want to blame well known monsters for no longer having the element of surprise and thus no longer being scary - "Oh, the xenomorph is the problem, people know it too well to be scared" "Oh, vampires can't be scary anymore, they're too corny, too overexposed" et cetera - it's pretty clear that the real problem is that they didn't want to put in the work to make us care about the characters the monster is menacing. It's a skill issue, honestly.

#thiiissss #this is so true and good #what a great film

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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

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He better hold up his end of the deal

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Just the though of HOAs makes me laugh uncontrollably.

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The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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they want you to make fried rice

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I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear

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Happy Pride Month

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~ spring is everywhere...~