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Okay okayokay okay okay okay okaynsjskalalabd

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY WERE MOTHS!!!!!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY WERE MOTHS!!!!!

#AAAAAAAAA

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starfall

#MOTH???? #MOOOOTHHHH????!!!

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If this teaser is about the arcane ancient i really hope we’ll get a HUGE fucking breed this time like, MASSIVE. We need another big dragon breed, we have far too many medium/small breeds in comparison with big ones, please fr staff heed me prayers

#Arcane ancient? #Real shit????

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I’m quietly observing but unlikely to make a come back any time soon. Lore and dress up brain are otherwise occupied. 

I might come back to doing lore.

Part of what made me quit was OCD. I wanted everything to be nice and chronological, but that's hard to do when you're aligning your fantasy story to real-time. You fall behind. You worry about people mixing dates up. Etcetera.

I need to take a more relaxed approach.

Lenne isn't back from hiatus, and I'm not sure if she plans to come back. I'd definitely have to work around that, but I'm sure I could figure something out. Dead clans are a thing in our lore for a reason.

Idk idk I really like the characters I made and the stories I told. I've considered turning them into non-FR OCs, but I'm not sure how I'd go about it.

#by which I mean mostly taking pictures of Ashlesha's dick you know how it goes

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Ashlesha (affectionate/derogatory)

#c: ashlesha #god help me #drawing his teeth is going to lead me down a hole I'm not sure I can come back out of

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There are two kinds of FR lore writer:

Type 1: so here's how all the site mechanics like scrolls and eye vials function in-universe, here's complex explanations for how genes like opal and runes come about, here are some cool ideas about the in-universe calendar and the cycle of seasons

Type 2: I Do Not See It. I Am Looking Away

#*cackles in type 1*

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Greetings, I’ve had eye surgery so I cannot draw Ash, but please perceive him and his thot shit anyway (with bonus Telos on a magic peacock ride)

#I'm okay I just had to get a growth removed #I've had it for like seven years but it started creeping up over my pupil so my vision was starting to shit the bed #non-cancerous but supposedly it's only supposed to happen if you live near sand??? #and I said sir I barely leave my house and this started when I was inland in Indiana what in the goddamn

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Good cause I basically just come here to post art of him then disappear back into the fog 😂

This blog now exists to reblog pictures of @shardclan‘s Ashlesha. This is an Ashlesha appreciation blog.

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If Ashlesha breathes, he’s a thot.

#c: ashlesha

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PSA: The Next Thing To Be Exalted Could Be Your Fridge

dearest friends, there is a dom battle on the horizon. from March 6 through 12, Plague and Nature are gonna duke it out.

if you don't want your dragons exalted, now would be a good time to start reconsidering what you have listed on the AH and for how much.

the fodder floor (ie., the cheapest fodder on the AH, generally adult but 5 and stealth 4 day olds are equally game during an active battle week, because I will be gobbling them up) will fluctuate, and rise, sometimes unexpectedly. this means that dragons you might think are safe from being fodder at 10, 15, even 20kt and up may suddenly be snapped up in the frenzy.

it is also highly likely that Springswarm will happen on either Thursday or Friday of next week (during NVP), which means lots of extra food drops and, most importantly, an exp boost for dragons in the coliseum. Springswarm by itself can add more pressure on the AH and increase demand for fodder site-wide.

it is also a good time to consider any notions of a purge you might be having right now, as battling flights will pay more for your dragon than what you'll get from just exalting it yourself. I recommend sending them to Plague :D

aight, that's all I got, if y'all wanna know more, keep an eye out for Dom Watch going up in the forums sometime after rollover tomorrow!

#be real wild if I sold my whole lair except for my faves wouldnt it

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DA DA DA-DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS

DA DA DA-DA DA DA DA DA EVIL

EVIL CIRCUS! EVIL CIRCUS! HAUNTED AWFUL BISEXUAL CLOWN DOLL,

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The new ancients are incredibly sexy, unfortunately they came out the same day I started playing nu carnival so.

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I hope they are absolutely wretched looking. Nasty little babies.

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Drank 2 cups of french press coffee at 9pm and Ashlesha manifested physically in my house from midnight to 4am. 

#it was supposed to be a doodle and then I lost the plot and gained insight #C: Ashlesha

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A brief list of Ashlesha's out of pocket behavior while in XIV:

Hanging a 16 yo old up by his underwear off a public, high traffic aetheryte for calling him a manservant.

Abandoning said 16 yo in a snowy shithole after they were both framed in a murder plot.

Running into the throne room of a recently resurrected king screaming I'LL KILL YOU with a full mast boner in front of 23 other people while disguised as a catboy.

Stealing the index finger off the corpse of said king so he'd have something to remember the best nut of his life by

Biting the beast tribes' gods

Manifesting a morally ambiguous imaginary friend who keeps a catalogue of all the corpse parts Ashlesha steals as mementos.

Tearing the wings off a dead sylph because he liked her and was actually kinda bummed she got killed.

(He told her family the one who killed her did it.)

Disrespecting the catholic church.

#not fr #nsfwish? #c: ashlesha

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He is absolutely the kind of faux-cheerful organ stealing town bicycle that would be best friends with Atsushi specifically. 

Baby boy (evil)

#oh you did say non-FR my bad my name is jared 19 #but point stands yes he is a terrible little man without Lavi around