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I threw off the Emperor’s groove. His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window. THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (2000)

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Needed this to cheer up–

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GRYFFINDOR: “Waking up is the riskiest moment of the day.” –Franz Kafka (The Castle)

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#NationalTreasure

Everyone’s been really nice so far. Some more than others.

Undercover Boss: Where Are They Now?

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favourite characters moodboards  •  hermione granger (harry potter) “i’m hoping to do some good in the world.”

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every time you leave the house w some aspect of your physical appearance challenging norms but honoring yourself, you get a little firmer in your conviction that you have the right to exist and be a body however tf you want

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

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Anyone who says they don’t learn anything on this site is really missing out

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CRYING

me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama

me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.

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some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

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TIL I'm Bilbo Baggins.

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

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Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

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Choose your fighter

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They made a movie about this. Defending Your Life. With Meryl Streep.

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

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someone put brooklyn nine nine quotes in harry potter and it is honestly the best thing ever😂

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Thor from Ragnarok on is just fire.