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i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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I can’t stop thinking about this video

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im not really familiar with the minecraft changes after like 1.16 how different could it be

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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

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my son who i hate

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I hate the design of minecraft villagers

they're huge-nosed, money hungry, ugly, primitive, golem-making explicitely-non-human humanoids. unless of course they're the evil dark-magic practicing main villains of the universe (who are also huge-nosed ugly non-human humanoids). And people still deny how antisemetic the designs are, despite the fact that Villagers were designed by Notch, also known as Markus "Q is legit. Don't trust the media" Persson.

So! I decided to fixit.

I could just make them humans, but I'd prefer keeping to canon and having players be the only humans. So, let's make them anthro animals like Piglins!

I think sheep is the best animal, as they can be docile symbols of peace like Villagers, or aggressive headbutting gremlins like Illagers. The lore of villagers and illagers shown in MC Legends is basically that they both blindly worship humans, right? Might as well make them literal sheeple!

(Yeah, turns out it's ridiculously easy to make a resource pack that replaces models.)

Introducing: Lamblets & Ramlets!

The two species differentiated by the Ramlets having horns, while the Lamblets do not. However, that might not always be enough to differentiate them at a glance. Not as easily as you can with the vanilla beige vs gray skin. Therefore, there's four versions of the pack, to suit your preference of what type of balance you want between gameplay and variety.

Simplicity The most similar to vanilla - Lamblets have beige skin and white wool, while Ramlets have gray skin and dark gray wool.

Variety Lamblets have beige skin and Ramlets have gray skin. Both have one of 6 random wool colors - white, gray, dark gray, black, brown, and rarely, pink.

Diversity Lamblets have random wool and one of 4 random skin tones - beige, white, gray, and black. Ramlets have random wool, but always gray skin.

Canonicity Both Lamblets and Ramlets have both random skin and random wool.

You can find Lamblets & Ramlets on Modrinth!

REQUIRES EITHER OPTIFINE OR ENTITY MODEL FEATURES AND ENTITY TEXTURE FEATURES !!!

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Ok just one more 🪵

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can we kill it

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🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

i'm fucking tired of everyone ignoring the state of the bastion. it is VISIBLY falling apart and everyone just pretends it's not because nobody wants to admit that the good old days are over. REPAIR THE BASTIONS

🐽 truffleupagus Follow

sorry but this is a bad post. we literally have been repairing the bastions. do you think gilded blackstone just appears there? there is a guy filling in the cracks

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THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR THREE MONTHS

👨🏾 steve Follow

i can fill in the hole i have some blocks!

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SNREEK 🗡️

🐽 truffleupagus Follow

SNORT SHRIEEEK 🗡️🩸

🐖 the-baconator Follow

⚔️ HREEK oink oink SREEEK

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SHREEEEEK SNREEK ONK OINK OINK SHRIEK SNORKKKK 🪓🪓🪓

#i like how they have different colored follow buttons #very small detail but its very funny

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I think this is my favourite Minecraft skin ever. One of the Beatles members. Like, whoever made this can't even tell them apart, but was still inspired enough to bother making a Minecraft skin and uploading it for anyone to use. No, it's not just any guy in a suit; it's clearly a Beatle. So specific, yet so vague. Love it.

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension

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when i first saw him i thought he was pondering at his reflection in the water but then i realized hes just begging for this drowned to come to the surface so he can chuck him across the river like the sack of wet meat he is

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In Minecraft Bedrock Edition you can boat around in the Piss Lake