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angel who hides in an abandoned torah ark

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there HAS to be a reason for this

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[15] no art today, they ate my canvas :(

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It's the 🕒ides of 📅march😲🙀😯😮🙀! Julius🎇🥗Caesar🥗 has been ☠💀dead💀☠ for 2,000📅🧮 slutty🍑💦, slutty🍆💦 years after🕑 being 🕳🍌penetrated🕳🍌 from 🥴behind👈 twenty-three2️⃣3️⃣ times⏱. Grab🤛 your daggers🗡🗡🗡, whores💃🕺, and 💦come💦 kill a Roman 😫🍆dick🍆😫tator today📅😄!

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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

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I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

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Can't believe Szeth kills a king who dies giving him a magic sphere and mumbling some very cryptic stuff to tell his brother and he just... writes it down with his blood and leaves. Puts the magic sphere in a cave somewhere and forgets about it. Can't remember the very important very mysterious names the king mentioned before dying. Was sitting on top of the Magic city everyone is looking for before anyone found it and it's just never brought up again. Gets a strange bloodthirsty magic sword that could destroy anything and sucks on his soul everytime he draws it and just starts calling it "sword-nimi" and having conversations with it. He's really Just Some guy

#stormlight archive #cosmere

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do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

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forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

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“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

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Who wants to draw pictures and play pretend with me tomorrow

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i just read the stormlight 5 prologue and i'm going insane that this whole fucking time thaidakar was secretly kelsier. gavilar says some random name and szeth is like 'who' and we're thinking the same thing but we actually know exactly who that is. its fucking kelsier going by some other edgier name. god

#stormlight archive #cosmere #‘kelsier going by some edgier name’ is my favorite thaidakar description

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One of my favorite Stormlight dreams I’ve ever had was one where Sadeas and I were going to be roommates but it fell through because he couldn’t read the terms of the lease or sign his name

#obsessed with this #stormlight archive #cosmere

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if a mutual has tastes drastically opposed to mine they're a most fascinating individual who brings variety to my dash and makes me consider why we enjoy what we do the way we do. if anyone else does then i shoot faster than that arizona ranger shot texas red