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Malcolm: You guys don't want to mess with me! Drew: Yeah. He will straight up cry in public. Don't try him Malcolm: Exactly, I will stra- Malcolm: Malcolm, tearing up: Why would you say something like that? Connor: Mal. babe. light of my life. look at yourself, it's TRUE. whatever camper was saying something: *backing away, terrified of these lunatics*

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Jason "I need therapy but I don't know it" Grace

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playing pictionary, silena and chris are a team, clarisse and beckendorf are a team clarisse: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?! beckendorf: yeah actually silena: it's just pictionary???? chris: just pictionary? JUST PICTIONARY? WE FIGHT AT DAWN

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clarisse: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?! beckendorf: yeah actually silena: it's just uno???? chris: just uno? JUST UNO? WE FIGHT AT DAWN

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Beckendorf: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Beckendorf: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day. Silena and Chris, horrified: Clarisse: personally i also enjoy starting fights but home is definitely top two

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at some point lee fletcher definitely screamed at his dad to pay him child support. probably when he was teaching michael to drive and michael drove through lee's apartment.

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I have some BEEF with the MCU after Civil War (except TFATWS and WV) so I kinda feel you there

back to my watching the mcu bullshit, i definitely don't like wanda maximoff. there's just something icky there that i can't describe.

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Question is which movie? If it’s Dr. Strange I agree they screwed up the ENTIRE arc for her there. If it’s Ultron or Civil War you gotta rethink babe

back to my watching the mcu bullshit, i definitely don't like wanda maximoff. there's just something icky there that i can't describe.

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Clarisse, glaring down at Will, Cecil, Lou Ellen, Nico, Malcolm, Drew, and Connor Clarisse: Will, I said you could invite one friend. Will: Clarisse, they don’t come separately. Cecil: Yeah, we’re pack animals!

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meg: remember if youre ever sad look at the sun. *looks at apollo* Apollo: *in a shopping cart hurtling towards a lake* meg: the sun is probably doing something stupid.

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travis: name one thing thats better than a dog. katie: two dogs? travis: you genius. travis: you're going to LOVE what malcolm and connor just brought home

a short time later katie: I SAID DOGS I SPECIFICALLY SAID DOGS katie: DOGS AS IN DOMESTICATED WOLVES katie: THESE ARE NOT DOMESTICATED TRAVIS THESE ARE LITERAL WOLVES

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game night at CHB annabeth: it is a word ive used it before! percy: no it isn't! It isnt a legal word! If you cant define it it isn't a word!! beckendorf: what word are they on about? silena: *looking in a dictionary* plumptious. travis: is it a word? clarisse: yes we just wanna see this go down.

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Michael: wait you're telling me that Julius Ceaser- who has been dead for over two years- made ceaser salad? Jake: while you are very correct with that number it pains me thinking about it.

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Cecil: I wanna rob a bank lou ellen: as your best friend- cecil: will is my best friend lou ellen: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND I WILL JOIN YOU cecil: i take it back, you ARE my best friend

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cecil: *does something really dumb or weird* ellis: why do I love you so much? cecil: i don't know cecil: I really, really don't know.

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Malcolm: just remember, campers! Nobody will ever hate you more than you already hate yourself! *starts crying* connor: HOW are you the best option for athena cabin counslor, i truly DO NOT understand connor: go to THERAPY i am BEGGING

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Drew: do you ever feel like Malcolm is the center of attention in our group? Cecil: yeah. But it makes sense, he does get into way too many different shenanigans to count. Drew: didn't you just get out of juvie? Cecil: yeah but that's normal Lou Ellen: for us at least