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Broadway Con: "....Matt Doyle!"

Me: sobbing at my desk

sheriff: what the heck is broadwaycon is that an std

sheriff: also, $500 ticket because why the fuck not

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Broadway Con: "....Matt Doyle!"

Me: sobbing at my desk

sheriff: what the heck is broadwaycon is that an std

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how dare you

come with me citizen

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you're being ticketed for multiple offenses

1) nonsense post in the tag

2) matt doyle "from private romeo" as if that's his most impressive credit smh

you may pay online w a $100 surcharge annually for 4 yrs

ALERT ALERT MATT DOYLE FROM PRIVATE ROMEO SHARES MY BIRTHDAY IM SO HAPPY

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i'd arrest you if i wasn't so confused you hooligan

SITTIN' ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY WATCHIN' THE TIDE ROLL AWAY

Oh, the weather outside is frightful…  or at least pretty chilly.  And snowy.  Alright, it’s a little frightful.  Winter has officially arrived in Bayview, bringing with it morning frosts and frozen sidewalks.  The citizens are bundled up tightly in winter coats and scarves, hurrying from their front steps to the coffee shops, catching snowflakes on their tongues or cursing the cold.  The holidays are just around the corner, and it’s truly the best time of year to live in this beautiful town by the bay.

Bayview is a celebrity roleplay in its second year and we’re looking for anyone and everyone who enjoys having fun and being a part of a small, friendly, tight-knit group. It takes place in what used to be a small fishing community on the east coast that has grown into a bustling city with a downtown area, countryside to explore, a beautiful bayside beach, suburbs to raise a family and so much more. Be wary of the rumor mill, but never let it stop you from living out your dreams in Bayview - your very own Hollywood 2.0.

BAYVIEW | ABOUT | RULES | FAQ | RESIDENTS | APPLY | ASK

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get

out

of

the

tag

or

i

will

use

force

Remember when Stoyle was together? Man, those were the days

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u again

i thought i had cleaned the streets of you get in the back of the car

HAHAHAHAH I GET TO SEE MATT DOYLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE AT 54 BELOW (maybe) BUT REALLY BYE GONNA DIE SCUSE ME

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1) it's none of ur fuckin business son take a step down

2) no ryan in the matt tag

3) 

Why did Matt Doyle and Ryan Steele break up?

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what the fuck

matt doyle looks just like ellen page

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thank u for this lovely addition to the tag

....

NOT

#fined

So pretty much the only people I can think of who I’ve ever seen play/dress up as Thomas Barrow are Rob James-Collier, Matt Doyle, and our very own kaxen (there are probably others from various comedy sketches but obviously they were forgettable/unconvincing).

That’s a hell of a standard to live up to.

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as if this post wasn't bad enough there's also the issue of your url

no trial you're going straight to prison

Every time Matt Doyle responds to me on twitter I cry a lil

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cool

new Matt Doyle Christmas album + lots of wine = excellent

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ur shirtless self is not needed in the matt tag thanks

please cruise somewhere else

ticketed

sent a hella festive Snapchat just now and now it’s on the Internet

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great job sherlock but why did u format this so weird honestly that's the biggest complaint we have here

have a nice day though

wait since brooklynite ends on the 22nd of march… and the first day of jasper is april 30…. does that mean that there’s a chancethat matt doyle could still be in it??? i mean it’s a v. small chance but if mATT DOYLE COMES TO SEATTLE I WILL CRTY??? 

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what an amazing revelation

almost throws me back to 2010

so many broadway stars on gossip girl. I love it

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stop

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Matt Doyle and Ryan Steele, Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood, now HBC and Tim Burton. 2014: the year love died.

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the sheriff's back y'all