The One Who Holds My Ibeprofen
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
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he died in a wii remote recalibration accident
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If you’re posting watered-down criticism and simultaneously yucking someone’s yum, sorry that’s not criticism anymore that’s just called being an asshole
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t girl swag
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i really liked the new scott pilgrim though :)
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BUTCH IS BEAUTIFUL kermit
cut felt & paper, colored pencil, posca
prints | stickers | butch-femme bundle
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i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me
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really glad that I have curated my fandom experience such that every time I see a post complaining about the rampant demonization or hatred of a female character I don't even know who they could possibly be referring to because my dash is 100% support for women's wrongs. I cannot think of the last time I saw a condemnation of a fictional woman even though I am assured that it is happening somewhere. on my dash a woman can literally eat people and the whole chat will still stan her
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Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!
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Whoever made it so that scrolling speed slows on ads on tumblr mobile hates gay people
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im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions
if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap
before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.
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where's me package...
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