Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.
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me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help
garlic:
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The Evil Ogre's poison trident is used to puncture the bodies of men and women
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(talking to my bald buddhist monk friend who gave up all his possessions in pursuit of true enlightenment) of course, you have no hair and no nouns...
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What's Pickles thinkin about
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Jiggly and bouncy physic for everyone!
Pecs deserves it too, don’t you agree?
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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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daphne's blessing 🌿
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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again
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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
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@pointless-achievements @achivement-unlocked
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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peem poom
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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