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The only reason I don't make my selfships in games like the Sims and whatnot is because it always feels like I can't do my selfships justice.

Because c'mon 95% of my selfships are with non-humans/things that are roughly humanoid, and there are no options for 'fifty foot tall robot'. And even the ones that are human have insanely specific appearances that can't be recreated faithfully by a Sims human maker.

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//if I could I would #//but I don't like the way s1ms games make my f0s look #//so I sit there and stew XD #//once in a great while I'll start a new game and fill it with selfsh1ps #//then abandon it in a week

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Realizing canon is yours to change and control is so empowering. You don't like the ending? Change it. You think those characters should be friends? Now they are. You don't like that characters love interest? No longer their love interest. You want to redeem the villain? Already done. You think that character should have brown eyes instead of blue and that other character should have scars? Okay. That character should've lived? They did. That character should have a backstory? Make one. Your version of canon might be different from someone else's but that's their version and this is yours.

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun

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date a robot that glitches when they get flustered

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun

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I don't bother with a peaceful, surgical 'this is how I'd fit in without disrupting anything', all my SIs result in 'so this is how the canon story started, and they joined here, and now we're six months into the timeline and everything is TEN TIMES WORSE but they have a nice lil' boyfriend/enbyfriend/girlfriend so even as everything goes to Hell in a handbasket they can have a little comfort as the flames of disaster and destruction grow ever stronger around them'

*consumes a new piece of media* okay but how can I fit myself into canon?

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//I saw this and instantly thought of how much worse my SIs' lives always get when I add them to a given c@non #//I just love giving them tooth-rotting fluff hours b/c in ten minutes they'll be coated in blood and screaming #//there is no in-between in my house

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ALSO all of these are valid ways to be! ❤️ if this breaks containment, non selfshippers please don't vote 😅 and pro.ship.pers dni/vote as well

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//personally I do have F/Os but if I got an S/O I'm pretty sure I'd stop s3lfsh1pp1ng b/c I'd feel bad #//but I don't *want* an S/O #//unless it'd be something like... queer-platonic Ig???? #//it's odd anyway

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No, but I am getting a card from Yagi for my birthday a week later!

Self shippers! Y'all have any plans for Valentine's Day with your f/os?

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #lycanshiptrope #//kudos to one of my buds for making it

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Person A: I can't focus on anything this is all your fault

Person B: And how is it my fault?

Person A: Because all I can think about is kissing your stupid face!

#fuel to the fire/douse it in gasoline/make it brighter | selfship imagines #//might use this later...for a t h i n g

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Yagi Toshinori has been my kick for a solid month now.

Yeah, I think he won the overall fight when I was in a hurricane of FOs.

In other news I started a fanfic for the selfship dedicated to him (Bloody Cinnamon). So... That's a thing now,----

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//run for your lives I'm trying my hand at fanfics again... #//if anyone wants the fic lemme know Ig? #//it-- only has one chapter rn and it's gonna be self-indulgent as h e l l #//b/c if I can't be happy writing it then I ain't gonna XD #//so self-indulgent shit it shall beeeeee

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I don't know the context of this but this is us with our f/os

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//Y E P

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#never forget that it’s okay to be happy | selfship positivity #//oh fuckin' MOOD #//reminds me I need to update the thingy...

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#never forget that it’s okay to be happy | selfship positivity #//YEAH YEET—

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I would watch the Lego Movie while eating dinner, but I know if I do I’ll spend the whole time taking almost constant screenshots so I could have an infinite supply of Emmet icons.

Either that or I’d space on eating and just be focused on Emmet being epic.

#special in every way/special every single day | Emmet Brickowski #a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//yeah y'lot have to deal with this blog being semi OOC near constantly suffer #//one day I'll write up those imagines that float around my head...

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Send a 🌟 + name and I’ll talk about my self insert’s bond to that character!

(I couldn’t find the one I was looking for so here you guys go :’D) proshippers pls get your memes elsewhere thank you

#a million inquiries and a million responses | ask meme #//didn't realize--- this was a thing- #//mega-in my lego kick now so pls keep it Lego specific if at all possible #//danke dankeeee

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S/I: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.

Villain!F/O:

Villain!F/O: Are you okay.

#fuel to the fire/douse it in gasoline/make it brighter | selfship imagines #//oh--- oh my #head empty/thoughts FOs | queue

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If you follow me for any reason whatsoever I am incredibly sorry.

#a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #//me @ the few ppl here: yeah um #//apologies if I scar you or something Ig #//probs gonna post a bit more on here for a hot minute so I can just #//unload the 50+ imagines in my f'ing head #//although some might be uploaded to other blogs due to them involving SIs that are a bit too far removed from my actual abilities #//glancing to C3l

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Garmadon took over my headspace in the span of three fucking days and now I can’t stop picturing him over my shoulder, grinning, in his silly-as-hell PJs just ‘relax, star~’ and I’m over here internally screaming, thank stars I’m home alone tonight b/c I am DYING.

#evil courses through my veins/but maybe villainy isn't the only way | Lord Garmadon #a sort of tired that’s baked into the bones | mun #take me down into your paradise/don't be scared 'cause I'm your body type | Corroding Ink #//well guess I'll be making ship tags (as I come up with them) #//in other news need to go bathe #//like- after I completed all the LM.K RP blogs #//all of my other l3g0 FOs just rushed me #//so now I'm sitting here constantly rotating through the whole gallery #//he's one of the few FOs I have that started as a like via aesthetic and just--- flew from there #//most of the others it starts w/personality or backstory but him? nah #//saw the red eyes and the four arms and went 'oh this man's p r e t t y'

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Imagine your villain f/o being protective of you when you're feeling shy or anxious about something.

#fuel to the fire/douse it in gasoline/make it brighter | selfship imagines #//ohhhhhhhh precious