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“why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”

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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

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i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

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I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

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Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

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they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

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how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

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never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

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Omg…..?

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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

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My anxiety: somethings off

Me: how so?

Anxiety: somethings wrong

Me: what

Anxiety: something

Me: like can you give me a general idea

Anxiety: somethings off

Wil's Depression: and its your fault

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my baba sent me this on whatsapp

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