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It’s you despite everything

it’s you

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Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Minotauro by Jordi Garriga Mora

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Ada Limón, from "To the Busted Among Us", Sharks in the Rivers

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This email finds me hostile and defensive

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this too shall pass

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Having a therapist who isn't used to trans patients will truly have you feeling like Koko the gorilla trying to articulate your feelings in a coherent way. "No peepee huge honkers, I cry? Huge honkers no peepee, sadness, doctor."

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

#me at this concert trying so hard not to buy a beer #I must not buy a buy #buying a beer is the sobriety killer

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

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I’M SORRY ABOUT THE FIREFIGHTERS. THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. THEY ARE HERE NOW.

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(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

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witnessing young girls trying to mature too fast knowing i cant save them all

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MWAH 💋

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bobby said you need to be gay for the greater good of los angeles

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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my mom’s in the kitchen vaguely trying to sing my chemical romance but really just winging it