shiveertribune

[shiveertribune]

Welcome to The Shiveer Tribune

The Shiveer Tribune strives to deliver the residents of jamaa with high-quality mt. Shiveer centered news stories.

Disclamer: The Shiveer Tribune is operating out of a hijacked personal jammer blog and is unassociated with any posts published before January 2024. Additionally, despite the claim to provide high-quality posts, The Shiveer Tribune is in no way obligated to meet any personal definitions of "high-quality." If a reader is dissatisfied with the quality or frequence of posts, then they are welcome to state their complaints. Or simply to go and make their own news posts. Furthermore, The Shiveer Tribune does not make any claims about the factuality of individual posts or the entire blog itself. Writers for The Shiveer Tribune are entitled to lie and provide false information for the sake of being funny. If a post contains unfunny false information, then the writer and everyone involved in the post will be punished as seen fit via public or inner staff request. Any greviences with the Shiveer Tribune may be communicated by comment, reblog responce, asks, or telepathy.

#jamblr #animal jam #animal jam classic #animal jam play wild #ajpw #ajc #aj classic

[shiveertribune]

BREAKING NEWS

Jammers are rejoicing as the forgotten desert has been remembered once again!

Much like the myths of treasure-hunting pirates, jammers cannot wait to get back to digging in the sand for treasure. Though the shiveer tribune does not make a statement on the potential poor ethics of treasure hunting, we are happy to see the desert searchers of jamaa happy and employed once again. The shiveer tribune research department continues to search for possible leads as to where this stuff came from and how it all got to the desert, and most importantly, who it really belongs to.

THE FORGOTTEN DESERT IS NO LONGER FORGOTTEN

#jamblr #animal jam classic #ajc

[shiveertribune]

Featured Jammer

The Shiveer Tribune features jammers that provide joy and good service to the community. This edition’s featured jammer provides joy through the use of a comical username. Jammers with funny usernames are adored throughout the community and put a smile on the faces of many. This jammer has been featured and photographed without their knowledge.

The Shiveer Tribune does not endorse usernames that go against the jamaa law, nor does the Shiveer Tribune hold any responsibility for the usernames of featured jammers.

#jamblr #animal jam #animal jam play wild #ajpw

[shiveertribune]

Top 3 Tips for Cold Weather

The Shiveer Tribune's very own ameture meterologist and self proclamed hot cocoa expert Magical Snowyice has the hottest tips for how to beat the cold during Mt. Shiveer's eternal winter.

Tip #1

During espically frigid weather, make sure to stop by the hot cocoa hut to try out the automatic hot cocoa machine! The Hot Cocoa Hut has a rich history on Mt. Shiveer being its finest and only establishment.

Tip #2

When your fur or scales or feathers or skin just arent cutting it against the biting winds of Mt. Shiveer, make sure to stop back in the famous Hot Cocoa Hut to purchase proper warm gear to fight of the cold.

Tip #3

The frozen ground or permafrost of Shiveer can be tough on the paws and feet, so when you are looking to give your walkers a break and cuddle up on the soft pillows of the Hot Cocoa Hut.

#jamblr #animal jam #animal jam classic #ajc #did I mention the hot cocoa hut?

[shiveertribune]

Today's weather report

Amateur meteorologist Magical Snowyice reports that the conditions on Mt. Shiveer are uncomfortably cold. Snowyice says that jammers should expect temps to be below freezing this whole week and to expect excessive snowfall upwards of 2 feet. Staying outdoors for an extended period of time is not recommended, and visiting jammers should take extra precaution against the ice and extreme cold. To conclude the report, Snowyice insists that jammers refrain from deliberately attempting to break the ice as it can lead to serious injury.

#jamblr #animal jam classic #ajc #shiveertribune

[shiveertribune]

Today on animal jam news, innovative jammers are sharing this new game that is really just trust trading in a different hat!

#i havent played latley but im right #jamblr #animal jam #animal jam play wild #aj scammers and trust trading cannot be seperated #you can take the aj out of the trust trade but you cant take the trust trade out of aj

[shiveertribune]

club geoz has officially WON the ajc room tournament!!!! congrats!!!

you know what that means.......

yes... YES....

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(thanks for participating guys this was loads of fun. merry crimble)

[shiveertribune]

sick and tired 😭😭

[shiveertribune]

WE'VE MADE IT TO THE FINALE JAMMERS!!! pick your favorite room, loser gets INCINERATED in the pits of hell!!!!!!!! no links this time, the poll's right here!

#ITS THE YEAR OF CLUB GEOZ GOD DAMMIT #IT DID NOT COMR BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BE BEATTEN BY A COUBLE THROW PILLOWS

[shiveertribune]

how would one jammer refrence ajhq, they are the cause for jammers. perhaps hqers? wildworkers is an obvious one, i think thats the winner because hqers is too ambiguous

[shiveertribune]

Jammers, i fear that i will say jammers in a non jammers friendly space. what oh what will my former jammer friends think. i know i knoww i shouldt be worried about what people think and my friends should be my friends no matter my child game obsession but i do care and i cannot change that. or im just too lazy to, but anywho i cant stop saying jammers..

#jammers

[shiveertribune]

yeah the unicorn thing and the monetization of the free coins is icky, but i used the single coin i had and tried my chances once again at kids game gambling.

and this is my daughter and we got hot cocoa.

#jamblr #animal jam #animal jam play wild #ajpw #as i type this i heard some guy in the floor above me fall and it didnt sound too good #i hope he isnt hurt to bad

[shiveertribune]

aj news posts capitalize random words the same way reddit post titles are

#jamblr #not all post titles but the ones that are are the same

[shiveertribune]

THE WAY THEY STYLIZE LEAVES AND THINGS……… Fer.al could’ve been so good. Kills someone

[shiveertribune]

jamaaliday hedge more like😹😹😹😹 jamaaliday sledge hammer😹😹 the wa😹😹😹😹tge way my brain is get😹😹😹😹isgetting bashed in 😹😹😹repeatedly😹😹😹Repeatedly wi😹😹😹with a Sledge hammer!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹And the Contents Pour Out😹😹😹😹😹😹In a thick pool😹😹😹😹😹😹Like the movie Ghostbusters in Theatre😹😹😹😹😹Do you ever believe that god has left us for dead

[shiveertribune]

[shiveertribune]

Join my pack in play wild!!

pros: ummm none. other than pack age bragging rights, there are zero benefits!

cons: numerous! no one is active whatsoever (including me!) and i change the pack crest at whim to match my main look (Incredible Inconsistency!) additionally my pack offers zero rewards and incentives!! Also, the owner (yours truly) is socially awkward and is no good at initiating conversations!

so if you are bored with how un-boring your current pack is, boy i sure have the boringer place for you!!

erm i wanted to be mysterious and umm unique when i was younger if you couldnt tell by the name and greely alignment..

#we (I) would love to have you!! #jamblr #animal jam #animal jam play wild #ajpw #i cannot guarantee ill engage in conversation