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ONCEs unmute this!

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nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

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i just want every artist/music video director to take notes from tobi lou’s waterboy on how to incorporate women into their videos bc im tired of seeing women as just sexy decorations in the bg when the video would have been just as good without them

tobi lou’s video just looked like he was hanging out with his much cooler synchronized swimmer friends and havin a blast lmao it was great and i wish more people did this

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Hello yes I’d like to understand my feelings pls

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petition to make it illegal for men to yell

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destroy the idea. destroy all ideas. end all cognitive processes to reach perfect tranquility

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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!

nothing

i have absolutely nothing

u should be giving me stuff

i have no money

please donate

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european children: Fämther may i go to the meat shjöp

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god womanhood is discomfort thats really all there is to it everything abt being a woman is uncomfortable from the constant surveillance even when theres no one there to the not ever rly getting the chance to know urself and ur boundaries to the self sacrifice and martyrdom in every form from the time u can even make conscious choices …… layers of discomfort on discomfort on discomfort

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beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

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I need to realize that it’s okay to drop people out of your life that do you no good

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my heart says yes but my mom says no

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seventeen icons;

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dad!svt (hyung line)

seungcheol:

three kids…he wants more though…..whew

two boys n a girl

minjae, 12, a charmer like his dad, looks exactly like him

rowdy, loud and yells all the time

loves football and is naturally good at most sports

when he went to a cafe with his dad he ordered for his dad and when the barista gave him a confused look when he ordered a double shot dark roast ice americano he said

“i’m not young i’m just really short” making seungcheol who stood five steps behind his son bust out in laughter

chorong, 10, a tomboy who idolized her older brother and wants to do everything he does, she also plays football

her focus is worse than her brothers though so she always finds herself doing other stuff while pretending to play keeper

but don’t tell him that bc she doesn’t want him to know

she’s a very independent woman and gets very agitated when someone tries to help her with what she’s doing

taeoh, 6 BUT HE’LL HAVE YOU KNOW HES 6 AND A HALF actually

a total mamas boy and seungcheol will never admit how jealous that makes him

taeoh is a calm soul and tends to be a little shy

enjoys nature and animals n prefers playing with sticks and rocks over plastic toys

seungcheol is a stressed out parent….kinda like a stereotypical movie soccer mom

stressing over the shopping list at the grocery store n you just have to take a hold of his forearm to tell him that it doesn’t matter if you get taeoh red or yellow socks for his school talent show next week because taeoh is 6 and he doesn’t care

loves his kids more than anything in the world and is extremely supportive and encouraging

isn’t very strict but does have house rules, chores and routines and treats every one of his children with respect and love

almost never gets angry or worked up….only when the kids fight or hurt each other will he slightly raise his voice to assert his authority

but always ends his lectures with an i love you and a big hug

the “that’s my kid!!” type of dad

so so proud of his clumsy, messy and comical children

cheered for chorong when she did a handstand in the goal in the middle of a match

the rest are under the cut…

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