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oh man anon you have no idea how much HCs I have for them all, but for starters, let me just begin with their jobs and a few pieces of random triva:

Mr. Wheezy - Manager of the Casino Cage. He handles all the transactions and accounting and paperwork together with the staff under him. He’s snarky, and as an outsider you’d assume he’s an asshole bc he looks like one, but he gets along pretty well with the rest of the staff. He’s especially good friends with Mangosteen

Chips Bettigan - Pit Boss. Everyone in King Dice’s crew are good at every type of game - tho Chips specializes in Texas Hold’ems and all the ‘carnival games’; Three Card Poker, Mississippi Stud, Caribbean Stud, Let it Ride, Flop Poker, you name it. He’s the youngest out of everyone in the crew, and he enjoys it when people mistakes him to be older than Pip

Pip and Dot - Pit Bosses. They specialize in Pai Gow tiles/poker/dominoes. Dot is the brash one out of the two and she loves to bait people into drinking contests with her. Her main victim is Wheezy. Pip is quieter but no less mischievous, and he’s one of the few who can hold Dot back.They’re both close childhood friends.

Phear Lap - Pit Boss and the server in the horse racing section of the casino. He’s generally stationed in the halls with TVs of live streams and betting screens. Phear Lap has a VERY good memory, as he’s in charge of the racing tracks and all the bets. He gets so exasperated and amused when people mistakes him as an old man; he’s only in his late twenties, thank you very much

Mangosteen - Pit Boss. He specializes in Pool rather than the usual Casino Games. He also takes cares of the pool tables and is very strict in regards to their cleanliness or getting ashes in the felt. Wheezy’s coat was a gift from him since it was too small for him to wear.

Pirouletta - Pit Boss. Her specialization are wheel games like Roulette and Big Six together with card games like Poker, Blackjack and Baccarat.  Nothing ever fazes her cool exterior. Chips and her get along great and he respects her a lot, while Pirouletta sighs when he gets into trouble with Pip and Dot again.

Mr. Chimes - Slots Supervisor. And of course, he’s great at slot and machine games. He usually doesn’t talk except repeating ‘I am Mr. Chimes’ with varying tones. Only Phear Lap and Hopus Pocus understands him as if he was using English. He knows all the shortcuts and secrets in the Casino that no one else knows

Hocus Pocus - Head Chef and Magician. He entertains diners in the restaurant area with a show of live cooking and magic tricks. He has an incredibly short attention span but can hyperfocus on things and flawlessly complete tasks, which is why he was placed on kitchen duty. Probably owns like 666 doves

Rum - Bartender and the eldest of the Tipsy Troop, and none of them are related. A sweet old guy who’d show you little tricks and sleight of hands and listen to your problems. He taught both Martini and Whisky some bartending tricks over the years, and always buys them little gifts. He gets along great with Mr Chimes

Whisky - Bartender and the second eldest of the Tipsy Troop. A no-nonsense and stern type of guy, but kind. He keeps every single gift from Rum and Martini and own like 5 flannel shirts. Him and Martini go shopping from time to time to get Rum gifts

Martini - Bartender and youngest of the Tipsy Troop. Cool and collected, and while all three of them can spy a cheater from across the room, she has the sharpest eye. Her and Dot are gal pals

And for clarification on their jobs:

Casino Cage  - where you exchange your money for casino chips and vice-versa. Together with the Vault, it’s responsible for the custodianship of and accountability for the casino’s bankroll 

Pit Boss - Also known as Pit Managers/Floor Managers. They look after the employees who work in a casino pit; floormens to dealers to croupiers. Usually it’s the floormens who report directly to them. It’s the job of a Pit Boss to sort issues such as cheating and other important things out. They aren’t the ones dealing you games, and they’re usually running around busy with other things, but all of KD’s executive staffs can take over any games or jobs at anytime tho

Slots Supervisor -  equivalent to a Pit Boss but on the slots floor instead. All Slots attendants report directly to them 

The Casino staff map isn’t 100% accurate in terms to real life, nor am I an expert on how Casinos work, but this is the system I worked out for my portrayal of the Casino after doing my research. So yeah, that’s all for now!!!

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casual teen titans + wonder woman. art by picolo 

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Even the thumbnail shows what the title of the video is and what Jack is saying in these Tweets. Please be careful.

The video was posted yesterday and has 6+ million views.

WHY the f*ck is it still up, YouTube?!

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You came down, cracked opened a cold one. Not with the boys but with yourself. Because you don’t need no boys! You’re real man.

Jacksepticeye 2018

(via idratherlivefreetofail)

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Hi Tumblr, I had a rough day at work

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The weirdest thing straight girls do is shame people who use pads instead of tampons

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“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

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BIG ASS FUCKING MOOD

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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i just thought of how much of a power couple nadia and lucio must have been when they first got married: two new terrifying nobles in their own right now ruling over the city state, both instilling awe (and a little fear) in different ways.

Nadia, the youngest of a line of nobility, raised in foreign courts where diplomacy means a very different things, her formative years spent curseying and bowing to diplomats who would later be faced down in their poisoned dinner plates. Her political experience is filled with pretty, loosely veiled threats, not so veiled ones and piercing gazes that make sure those who oppose her wish she would have just threatened them instead- words are her weapon and oh boy does she wield them well. The only thing sharper than her wit is her beauty and she’ll use both to get you on your knees

And then there’s Lucio, a child of war, his violence chronicled across land, cities falling beneath his stragetic might on his conquest for everything he’s deemed his. He’s crass and blunt, the only thing elegant about him is the way his blade slides across throats without a sound, the pile of bodies left in his wake merely an afterthought to the lumbering figure that is demanding his way into the castle, drying blood touching his smile.

Apart they’re formidable enough, but together, they’re two sides of a coin, the two pieces of a monarchy that could rule not only cities but NATIONS, their intellect in their chosen fields laying the world at their feet.

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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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*SCREAMING*

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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wait a minute...

I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.