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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

edit: alt text provided by @/wytchcore. thank you!

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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you can’t fix me but you could fuck me. so

#THE GORILLA GLUE INCIDENT

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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

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Flight cancelled. Because Of. woke

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

#real

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO