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Made myself mad so here's a reminder: thought crime isn't real.

You are not comparable to real life abusers if you enjoy dark fiction or "problematic" relationships. You are not committing a crime by enjoying age gaps and underagexadult ships. You are not hurting a single soul by doing whatever you want with fictional characters.

They are not real. They are cut-out dolls and some people prefer to burn their toys. You're okay.

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"Porn makes you objectify women" I guarantee you it had nothing to do with the porn and all to do with you being an asshole, not taking responsibility for your actions and blaming it on something that had nothing to do with your mindset is not cool.

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

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Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush

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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities

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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

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he is haunted by this

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Neat baby dragon

Neat baby dragon I hatched today, monochrome besides the primal eyes highlight.

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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots