So my friend has recently starting fucking this guy who she’s told me has a monstrous cock but won’t tell me who or show me pic, so she left her phone unlocked on the sofa while going to the bathroom and being curious I looked through her pics. She had dozens of this mouthwatering gigantic cock, a pic of him measuring and coming out at just short of 11 inches and thicker than a cock can, then I saw he’d sent a full body pic including face and to my horror saw it’s my younger brother. Kill me
when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:
“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”