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shuuyasakazaki · 7 hours
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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
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shuuyasakazaki · 11 hours
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shuuyasakazaki · 20 hours
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hosing down my inbox like a water slide for my anons' enrichment
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shuuyasakazaki · 2 days
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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shuuyasakazaki · 2 days
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shuuyasakazaki · 3 days
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shuuyasakazaki · 4 days
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you cant teach an old baby new ipad
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shuuyasakazaki · 5 days
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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be
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shuuyasakazaki · 6 days
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shuuyasakazaki · 6 days
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𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘧.
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shuuyasakazaki · 6 days
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shuuyasakazaki · 6 days
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shuuyasakazaki · 7 days
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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
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shuuyasakazaki · 7 days
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shuuyasakazaki · 8 days
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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shuuyasakazaki · 9 days
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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