someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating
me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….
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Hamlet discourse:
“Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”
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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
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*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
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this is now a complete adult lunchable
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These the kind of tweets you frame
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evidence that I actually live in a video game
I always wear the same clothing
idle animation
awkward dialog
sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
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