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Pros and Cons of making things

Pro: Thing

Con: Make

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complete silence is more distracting than background noise and you can fight me on this

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Character A tilting Character B’s chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by B’s mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a brief pause, B’s heart skips a nervous beat as A looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained.

“Who did this to you?”

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Shizuo: Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Izaya: I’m supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

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Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

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chocolatë

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this will never not be funny

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Drampa

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In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

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I’m glad you were Naruto’s first adversaries.

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the holy trinity

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Stages of understanding piracy:

Kid: Pirates are good! I wanna be a pirate!

Student: Pirates are actually bad because they steal things and break the law

Expert: Pirates are nuanced because many of them were disaffected sailors and escaped slaves only doing what they had to do to survive in a harsh society

Master: Pirates are good! I wanna be a pirate!

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Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

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i think the moon would like you

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#depressed thot #dumbass thot

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As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(

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