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god I fucking love strawberries

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Sport is life

(Source)

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im the king of the world and can achieve anything i set my mind to (blobbily approximating the boston metropolitan area in fabric)

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When I see people sharing so much of their kids' lives, I think about that one time my child told a joke, I shared that joke with ONE FRIEND in a private conversation, and my child said "can you please ask me next time, before you tell people something about me?"

And, yes, I absolutely should. So I apologized, and now I ask.

"I love that video of you, can I show it to a friend?"

"Can I tell a friend about how clever you were just now?"

"Can I share this in the family group chat?"

"Can I show your art to grandma and grandpa?"

And it's not like my kids don't like when I share their jokes and puns and fun moments. They love it! But they want to have control over what I share with people. Even without their faces or their names. Even people we know and trust.

And they deserve to have that control.

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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what if I said that jon and martin's trust in each other was inversely correlated to their trust in themselves. jon only relying on martin when he feels himself slipping and martin only putting faith in his own competence when he thinks jon is unstable. the universe: *makes a guy who thinks he is the only one responsible for the entire world and feels like letting others choose to share the load is an abject failure* *makes a guy who thinks that his only value comes from acting as a caretaker to others and that he's useless at everything else* *makes them fall in love.*

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a very beloved happy birthday 🎉

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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Vampire beats to study and write reports to

(one of the prints for my monthly merch club this month!)

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#Warm

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I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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Sorry I havent stopped thinking about them since I saw this post

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First Close Up // Last Close Up

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we need to stop treating the weather like a boring conversation topic bc in international friend groups its funny as fuck

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NOT THE LAST SONG OF ACT ONE STARTING THE EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST SONG BEFORE ABRUPTLY BEING CUT OFF BY QUIETER ECHOING NOTES SHOWING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ODYSSEUS AT THE START AND ODYSSEUS NOW AND HIS RELFECTION OF HIS ACTIONS