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[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

#tacky ngl #back in MY days- #wizardposting

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone

#get him

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

welcome to the potion store. this potion makes you mud. forever.

#wizardposting #live from the bog

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

today someone called me ugly and i was like well at least i manipulate mushrooms?

#which is quite the achievement #hey don’t call me a nerd! #read entangled life by Merlin sheldrake and fear our fungal overlord #well #your overlords #wizardposting #live from the bog

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

its impossible to declare war against every single person on the earth…. SAID THE COWARD

#EYE however #wizardposting #live from the bog

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

elves are better than gnomes because they get rid of blood worms

#wizardposting #live from the bog

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

This is so wholesome

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

If you just saw me, a wizard wise beyond his years, get tricked by an ai generated image… no you didn’t

#mushroom chairs would be sick though #wizardposting #live from the bog

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

After the incident with the potion of shit yourself, I am proud to introduce the potion of seal your bumcrack!

*Wizard of the Bog inc and all its affiliates are not legally liable for any undesired seals.

#wizardposting #live from the bog #🦭

[sir-wizard-of-the-bog]

#in this economy??? #live from the bog #wizardposting