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Ph. Stephane Gizard

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everybody’s horny or on their period or microdosing mushrooms or having their birthday soon… march really has arrived

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““I don’t know if I ever liked you,” I say, and bathroom acoustics being what they are, the declaration is magnified and that much more unkind, which makes me feel bad until I see that he is missing a shoe, and I feel it anew, this terrible disappointment in myself that I am happy to take out on him. He is the most obvious thing that has ever happened to me, and all around the city it is happening to other silly, half-formed women excited by men who’ve simply met the prerequisite of living a little more life, a terribly unspecial thing that is just what happens when you keep on getting up and brushing your teeth and going to work and ignoring the whisper that comes to you at night and tells you it would be easier to be dead. So, sure, an older man is a wonder because he has paid thirty-eight years of Con Ed bills and suffered food poisoning and seen the climate reports and still not killed himself, but somehow, after being a woman for twenty-three years, after the ovarian torsion and student loans and newfangled Nazis in button-downs, I too am still alive, and actually this is the more remarkable feat. Instead I let myself be awed by his middling command of the wine list.”

— Raven Leilani, Luster

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My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

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Wojciech Wos, Cozy Afternoon, 2023

Acrylic on paper, 8.3 x 5.8 in

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Richard Kaplenig (Austrian, 1963), es-20/1, 2022. Oil on paper on canvas, 100 × 80 cm.

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Daniel Arthur, Yoga Cat, 2023

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Aaron-Victor Peeters (Belgian, 1995), The artist and his muse #4, 2023. Oil and enamel paint and charcoal on canvas, 195 × 130 cm.

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Linus Borgo (American, 1995) - Self Portrait in My Studio (2021)

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Bathing Suit   - Zoey Frank , 2017.

American , b. 1987 -

Oil on panel, 20 x 20 in.

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Construction of the Erzsébet bridge, Budapest, 1963. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.

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Orange shampoo, Hillsdale  - Dmitri Cavender , 2019.

American, b. 1957 -

Oil on canvas , 24 x 18 in.

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Salman Toor, Fag Puddle with Book and Sneaker, 2022

Charcoal, ink and gouache on paper, 12 x 17.75 in

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Jordan Sullivan, Old Man Pissing, 2023

Acrylic on canvas, 8 x 10 in