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RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.

And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.

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We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK

+ andy being andy

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hater of socks

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Making long-form webcomics is like

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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

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Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

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patrick stump the man that u are...

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anyway who up impregnating pw

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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IMPORTANT LOST PROPERTY QUESTION

did anyone visiting the Vagina Museum yesterday (25/04/2024) leave a little concrete dalek behind?

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in honor of lesbian visibility day, i made a comic on my experience being a disabled butch. we exist, we are worth it, we are loved.

If alt text doesn't work or you wanna see the image descriptions in another window, here's the image description doc!

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i am swagged the fuck out. Santoro Gorjuss coin purse

#patrick posts

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we must imagine sisyphus transitioning

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patrickstump.com blog from April 27, 2008

24…minus the Jack Bauer

Yup. So I’m 24 today. As of 1:06 AM. I guess it’s about time for a quarter-life crisis.

I was at an acting coach a while ago and I was filling out this little questionaire thingy in the waiting room. They ask for the range of what ages you could play. Thus far as a crappy little actor I’ve played a 30+ murder suspect on Law and Order, and I was in talks to play a 15 year old Oklahoma boy. I guess I figured that was my range so I wrote it down. Looking at those numbers though, it felt kinda weird. I feel like I could convincingly be either but nothing in between. Like I’m missing my 20’s and I’m not even halfway through them. You get a mortgage and you drive a Civic and you take your dog to the vet and pretty soon you find yourself going to bed at 11 and begrudgingly becoming a morning person. I guess in retrospect, 23 felt a lot more like what I thought 33 would feel like. I guess I’ll have to wait 10 years to know for sure. But then I feel like I’m still a little-ass kid in a lot of ways. I realized I’ve never seen the Godfather movies. Or like Caddyshack. Cause I’m a kid. And I have a lot more to do with my life. Like see the Godfather. And Caddyshack. And then there’s the fact that I’m a little dude at a towering 5'4…closer to 5'5…but I feel like when you’re as short as I am, if you’re really grabbing at those percentiles of an inch that’s just sad. I’d rather round down. But the point is I’ll always be looking up to everybody like when you’re a toddler. I mean, I can’t grow a beard yet. I shaved my sideburns a few months back and I got carded everywhere I went for a couple weeks. I guess it’s like how Yoda tells Luke his mind is never on where he is or what he’s doing. And I’m still young enough to think that’s a relevant analogy.

-p.stump

#BWAUGH