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skelebrub · 14 hours
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skelebrub · 3 days
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The actual threshold for becoming an adult is writing "get milk" on the back of your crumpled CVS receipt
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skelebrub · 4 days
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skelebrub · 4 days
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skelebrub · 4 days
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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skelebrub · 5 days
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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skelebrub · 5 days
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skelebrub · 6 days
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I love subjects and topics
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skelebrub · 7 days
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Bro balls collection part 1
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skelebrub · 8 days
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we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring
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skelebrub · 8 days
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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skelebrub · 9 days
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I experienced Night in the Woods and it impressed me deeply! It made me feel better
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skelebrub · 9 days
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skelebrub · 10 days
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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skelebrub · 10 days
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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skelebrub · 13 days
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Crunch.
Crunch.
Rustle.
Crunch.
Tortilla Chip.
After Tortilla Chip.
After Tortilla Chip.
Lifestyle.
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skelebrub · 13 days
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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