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new fergie track “im trapped in a white room and i have no food or water”

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#yeas…

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not too urgent but i didn’t make much bc i had to take a mental health break for a week

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paypal/venmo dm request only

thx! i’ll take it down when im all set!

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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?

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People on this app will say shit like “be gay do crime!” And call themselves a “tranny genderfuck” and then clutch their pearls when a trans women calls herself a bi lesbian

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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etymologically, the word "gullible" has no relationships to earlier words, having appeared suddenly on the ceiling above you one day

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