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Me: oooh I'm feeling a bit saucy tonight, I might....

My gf: oh yeah 😏

Me:.... have a cola

My gf: ...

...

...

🤣🤣🤣

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i get so fucking cocky after making the bed like hell yeah I've got my life together. i could totally write a novel. if i wanted to

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you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

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Oh little autumn spirit  🧡🍁 🦉

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WE GOT THERE LADS

I just want a functioning girlfriend.

Said every lesbian ever.

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Wow I used to be hella depressed 😂👀

I’m scared.

Scared and fucking angry. Scared because I’m angry. Angry because I’m scared.

And ashamed because of it all.

In what world do I move on from this. On what planet do these feelings pass.

Tell me where in all the stars in the sky is that pinprick of light where pain doesn’t touch me.

Where pain doesn’t break me.

If this really is how it will be for me, how it has always been, then when should I give in.

If this really is all it is then is it not easier to undo all that has happened and never let it happen at all.

Or do I continue and take this for the next 10 rounds, all set odds - 10/10 the girl gets fucked because she is a fucking idiot who trusts too much.

…. Or tells herself it’s trust because the truth can’t be faced.

That stupid, obnoxious and inevitable fucking truth.

That the girl is so desperate for validation that she will use anything as collateral in her fight for it.

Or maybe even more true, that the girl is just another terrible person who can’t focus on the feelings of anyone but herself. That the girl will try to convince herself she is a good person to hide that poisonous, toxic, rotting soul of hers.

Continue. That word everyone says.

Move on. What everyone expects

Find better. The reality, unreachable, whispered on a star.

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Ngl I ain't even vegetarian but like chill out guys this user has a point!

Reddit post: “I got the most downvoted comment on all of reddit the other day for this little zinger pointing out the hypocrisy of people getting upset over an owner piercing their cats ears.“

[Image: A screenshot of two comments on Reddit: The first comment says: “Pierce a cats ear, evil. Kill a pig and eat it, normal.” The comment has 938 downvotes.

The response from the bot TopCommentOfTheDay: “This comment was the moste dovncoted comment across all of Reddit on September 24th, 2018!]

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hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

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@supernovasimplicity could you please explain to me what the actual dumpster F is happening in the supernatural meta rn that has flooded my feed 🤣

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im shocked