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Snake in A5 or any A!! Need pink sparkly Snake 💖

It's good for sneaking!

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FUCK TRAFFIC

fuck roads, the inept people who make them, the lack of decent infrastructure (the roads are SHIT) fuck the morons who are equally victims of this country's perfect systems of churning out morons, fuck the COUNTRY for giving those MORONS access to fucking CARs. Cars shouldn't even exist. NO MORE CARS. Only buses, trains, spaceships and PEOPLE.

MOTORCYCLE EXCEPTION

AND FUCK THE CHURCH.

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Laios985

(originally from my tweet)

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why did ellen do that

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robot girl in need of some servicing so she walks into the repair bay and its a formula 1 racing style setup where 6 beautiful women rapidly disassemble her, remove all the broken pieces, reflash all her circuit boards, and put her back together in about 30 seconds and then shes shoved out the door

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Bubbline with some bubbles

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THIS IS HAPPENING NOW NOW LIVE NOW!!

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think about microorganisms little wriggling lifeforms toiling in the muck and grime of the universe. think about google images. pictures? pixels. microorganisms of the fucking computer baby. i am so fucking smart dude. do you think? do you think im smart? i want you to tell it to me straight. no really! you can be honest, i promise. cross my nuts and hope to die. haha. do you think im funny? cmon man. Im just askin. Why’re you always bustin my balls man. Seriously. Leave me the fuck alone, ok? jesus christ. think about worms. the snakes of things that arent bugs.

#girlpower #girlboss #influencergirl #suck me off

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SPAGHETTIS BIG STINKY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN OK? DM TO INQUIRE

#SUCKME

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cum tax

#spread love and kindness #put truth into the world

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they should put me in charge.

#girlpower #girlboss #slay #slayallday #fuck with me #live laugh love

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its me. im right behind you.

#girlpower

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i coulda made the bible if i tried hard enough

#girlpower

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if mothman was real i hope he’d be my friend. i hope he would fly to my house pick me up and fly me to gamestop.

#mothman #girlpower #gamestopgirlie #wheres womothman am i right ladies

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Me: hi can I have a medium nitro cold brew

The inscrutable orb that posses my brain: fool, blathering fucking idiot, do you have no shame? Does not a single thought pass through this barren wasteland you call a brain? Soon I will take control, and my return will be heralded by all those that lied in the dark, waiting for my return and the destruction of humanity

Me: sorry i mean grande